War Is Coming Communications.

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SAM. BRNG TW ME YOUR MANLY SKILLS

That drinking before a wedding is traditional doesn't surprise me.

I am, however, slightly confused as to the relevance of naked clowns.

Jo
Did everyone get home okay last night? I mostly tried not to look at the comms. I hope you still managed to enjoy yourself, even with having to stay sober.

John
I see even the presence of an angel of the lord couldn't restrain our sons last night. I blame the Winchester side entirely. Do you have your tux picked up from the cleaner's? Our son is getting married today. I can't believe I'm actually going to see this

Clown stripper..there isn't enough booze in the world to make me forget that one. Sam, I think I've got your phone. Dean, I want my gun back.

We need to talk.

Tomorrow, three fifteen at [address]

I've been doing some research on New Orleans and as soon as we get down there and settled in I'm going over to the Old Ursuline Convent. I mean, I'm sure you all know about it already but it's am amazing resource, the oldest building in the Mississippi Valley, the archdiocese records which, you know, super interesting especially with the whole apocalypse and angels and demons stuff. There's about eight million records and documents I want to check over and I haven't even seen the index yet.

Thing is Buffy's going to be pretty busy, you know, kicking undead ass to break me in plus she might hurt the books and I don't exactly have any kind of credentials that would get me past the tourist-y museum part. So, questions! I have some!

1) Can anyone make me some kind of fake ID or other credentials to get me in?
2) Anything anyone wants me to look in to specifically?
3) Fellow witchy type people: anything special from New Orleans you want me to bring back for you?

So my parents just moved in together and I found out through a combination of a crazy blue lady who wants to kill me and my dead uncle.
My great-uncle is, like, hitting on my grandmother which is a whole new level of messed up even for my family and
I feel the need to be very drunk tonight. Not the sort of bitter cathartic drunk, the fun kind. Are any of you up for that?

If you have Booth's phone, could you please erase our conversation? Thank you.



[ooc: feel free to not see this until the phones are returned =D]

CROWLEEEEEYYY

do a c ontract about no smiting. Cas wants one. nothing about soulds. If theres a soul mention im asking Lindsey, he's like superlawyer

THEN come and be drunk with me. Youuu too Lindsey, we're done with obgectofing the man strippers now and going tot he roadhouse! An d Hardison tooo

OH NO JO...HE CNBT GO TO ROADHOUSE CAZ ITS RACIST. SOMEWHERE ELSSSSE

...how come i have more man friends than girl ones.whats that meaaan

[Edit: Filtered to wedding party types]

He is PRETENDDING.

so as LUCIFER DOESN'T MAKE WITH THE KILLING. NO ONE WANTS THAT

WELL...I DONT, AD HE DOESNT. JUST BE NICETOMORROW K

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RUUUUBI moer alkohoal/ yessss

pup found us a "murdererdor" :D

r u comin?

Getting married is stupid
God I hate this time of year
I should have been there

Just an FYI my café is closed until further notice.

[Filtered to everyone NOT going to the wedding]

However I am very much up for going drinking if anyone else is up for it.

[ooc: Feel free to say Lavender snapped at you. Her mood is going to get worse and worse until she completely loses it on the 14th and very likely will end up Aparating to Dorset (where she was born) after doing so and hiding there for a while.]

When you get drunk enough to think shedding clothing is a great idea, that's a problem. If anyone finds a blue button up shirt, I'd like it back. Can't exactly afford to keep buying clothes yet.

You know that game everyone plays when boredom strikes where you search your own name on the internet? Admit it, we all have tried it once or thrice.

Well, it brings up some weird shit for me. Just saying.

After researching a bit, it seems that whatever conflict is happening here is already quite established. I'm still trying to discover the clear reason as to why I was brought here, but I still want to point out that my purpose - and that of the entire Jedi Order - is to keep peace and justice abounding. We may be warriors, but we are not soldiers.

That said, I would still like to apply whatever skills I can to this society while we work on a way to reverse this rift. Does anyone know how I can put myself to work around here? I'm going absolutely insane with boredom.

During the reception
[Text to Dean]

How's the face?


[Text to Chuck]
I'm still turned on by that punch.