War Is Coming Communications.

The internet. The greatest communications tool you lot have ever invented...and you wallpaper it with pornography. I have never been so proud of you. I see this device works as advertised. Shall I make the Wizard of Oz joke now, or can we just skip that?

Hey Winchesters. We found the funniest shit. Check out Wincest.

This place is worse than living with Bill. I hate it already.

I refuse to believe that I've actually managed to do something terrible enough to deserve this. Whatever this is. And if I have, I really don't care this whole thing is still insane. Towns do not vanish into thin air.

people never get tired of the killing and murdering even in the holiday seaso


Can it be summer yet?

Panthers and wolves and bears, oh my!

Hey, Jason. Yeah I saw your post, but I'm making my own. Welcome back, some of us are still stuck here.

One of the kids in the apartment below me made snow men. Except they look more like hunch-backs. No offense to Quasimodo.

Right, I just wanted to apologize to people for my behavior after that whole fake life nonsense. I'm back to my senses now and I didn't hurt anyone nor do I intend to hurt anyone. I can't believe I openly stated I was a vamp

About the books.

Just because they're out there to be read doesn't mean we have any right to invade the Winchesters lives like this. I dislike the idea of anyone reading the ones about me, so I think we should do the brothers the same service.

...though, I have to say their 'fandom' is more insane than mine. By far.

Just so we're clear on this - no, I do not see you when you're sleeping / sexing / showering / doing inappropriate things, unless those things involve Sam and Dean or further the plot in some way. I don't know everyone's dirty little secrets, I don't know what's happening three months from now (and I wouldn't tell you even if I did?), I was not aware I was writing reality until, like, yesterday. I'm just a writer. I'm as confused as you guys. Also, I am not responsible for this creepy "Wincest" crap. That's the fangirls.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to drink something really, really strong. I've got a bottle I've been saving for a special occasion and this seems the perfect time to polish that off and pass out for a while. Maybe I'll wake up and this will all just be the weirdest dream I've ever had except that I had this dream last night  and then I wrote it down and it happened, so probably not.

So I'm thinking the road crew here ain't gonna want to hire me back since I up and disappeared on them last time. My next best bet's probably gonna be construction. Anybody got any tips on that before I head out for a job hunt?

Also? I've got a killer craving for some steak. I think it's a good night to head up to the Brewery. Anyone else coming?

Alright. We got a whole bunch of new people here over the last couple days so I think I should introduce myself. Hi, I'm Andrew Wells. Co-head at the safe complex we've got set up, which I know several of you know about already. If you have any questions just ask me. Or Buffy when she gets back. We've been here a while.

For the people that haven't gotten their hands on much information about this place yet, click here.

And on a lighter note for people who have been stressing a lot lately.

Pirates vs. Ninjas. Who would win?

Edit!: Also?


[James]
So I was thinking about maybe cooking some dinner tomorrow or something?


[ooc: I couldn't resist posting this video. I am aware that it references a few characters/fandoms that aren't puncturable (really, I think the Power Rangers are the only ones in it that aren't), but the vast majority IS puncturable. And the non-puncturable ones are pretty easy to overlook. I just thought it was so Andrew it had to be posted. If it's not cool let me know and I'll remove the video.]

So is it just me or did you get a shifter scent off of Lav tonight? It was sorta like yours but not really.


[Kate & Lavender]
So Lavender. You're a werewolf, huh?

Hey Neville? Can I talk to you about something?

It's kind of important.

It took a dimension change to find some of the most heavy waves I have ever seen. That seal thing should have broken open in California. Prevent the Apocalypse and catch some waves at the same time.

Has just about everyone here simply accepted and moved on from the fact that there's monsters out there? Have to admit, I don't know if thats impressive or worrying. Or if it takes the fun out of things.