War Is Coming Communications.

I'd forgotten how much fun the snow and childre can be!

I think I may have to step down from the medical staff soon. I'm losing so much

I'm bored.

It's interesting, I've only been here a few days so I'm no expert on this place. But it seems to me that a lot of you are angry you're here.

Did you ever consider that it might be a blessing? A gift? A second chance if you will, maybe even your destiny.

Is there anyone willing to be my spotter/help me out in the gym? I really need to hit something, and it's a bit difficult being blind and all.

Hi.

Chuck knows about us. All about us I mean, he knows about the blood Sam.

And...I think I just met Judas.

Alright, I'm back. Glad to see you're all still alive.

Hi new arrivals. I'm Buffy, one of the co-heads of the apartment complex. Welcome to the crazy.

[Filtered to the apartment complex]
Alright, so, the news is telling me that another person was found eaten outside of town, just the bones and clothes. This has been happening for what feels like months now. I thought some of you were on it, but maybe I was wrong.

Is there any team that wants the case before I just assign one? I want this stopped.

It could have been done in one book.

I always thought there was an easier way to get the ring to Mordor.

All that fate talk got me thinkin
No that guy is crazy why am I even bothe
I was doing the right thing I was protecting my mother even though she
I am NOT like him just because he was my real father doesn't mean tha
But Tom died because of me...
I lied to Kevin and his entire family that was
Why do I keep hurting everyone aroun

Do you think people are born bad?

I spent the morning going to nurseries around here to see if any of them are hiring. Thankfully, one of them was extremely understaffed, so I get to start at Sunrise Garden Center tomorrow. I suppose this is one of the times where I can actually be glad that it's a good thing most people aren't too interested in plants.

It's too bad most of the ones here aren't as interesting as the ones back home.

This hunger of yours.

I need you to tell me about it. I need you to explain how bad it gets. I need you to convince me this isn't something you're capable of doing

My kitten is facinated by one of Sam's shoelaces. Like utterly enthralled by it. The shoe is almost the same size as her. I think this might be the cutest thing ever.

[Dean]

Can I ask you something?

Well, at least there's lots more stuff to do around here then there is in Bon Temps. God, that town is such a hole in the wall. Sookie, I don't know how you can keep living there.

[Filtered to Complex Heads]

Because we don't have enough super-powerful beings here with bad attitu Just a day So, uh, I just wanted to point it out just case no one noticed. But the new blonde guy that looks exactly Riku? Is Dracula. Yes, that one.

You've been informed. Now you can carry on with your daily routines.
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I thought that I should go ahead and introduce myself what with all of the new arrivals. And while, I know most most of us are pretty helpful, but things do have a habit of getting hectic here. People forget, things are lost in translation, and a bunch of other reasons which lead to it not hurting for me to put this information up twice. But, alright. Done rambling. Onto the important stuff.

My name is Paige Matthews and I'm third in command of the apartment complex. The complex is free of charge. Just show up and walk through the door and we'll give you a room. I know it sound crazy and suspicious but since we're all in this together. Thank you, high school musical It really can't hurt us any to help each other out. If you don't feel comfortable living in the complex, you don't have to. It's the safest place to be but no one is going to force you into anything. Just let me know and I'll try my best to help you find a nice enough motel.

Information about how things work. If you haven't read it already, please, please do. I can't stress enough how important that information is. If you need more details, I'll try my best to flesh things out for you.

Two more things. Bobby Singer runs a training camp for all of the new arrivals. The camp is for anyone eighteen and older. Please don't complain about it. My head still hurts fr It runs for one week and it teaches you what you need to know about the monsters in this world. We do have classes in the complex, but the ones having to do with the supernatural just teach you how to defend yourself and about demons. If you're willing and capable to teach a self-defense class. Just tell me your name. You'll have to show us that you can actually defend yourself but other than that we appreciate all the help we can get. In anything. If you have any sort of useful skill and you want to share it, just tell me, Buffy Summers, Andrew Wells, or Needy Lesniki and we'll see what we can do.

Last thing. We seem to have a few new arrivals of the supernatural variety. I'm not naming what because as one, I can respect people's privacy. The policy is a really easy one. Don't hurt anyone and we won't have any trouble. I don't care if you're a vampire, werewolf, werebear, were-other animal, witch, wizard, warlock, fairy, giant, leprechaun ... You get the picture. I know that the rules are different in other realities. So just because something is evil here and in my home dimension doesn't mean that they're evil in yours. I'm not going to assume.

What I will say is .. if you're a vampire and you need to know where to get animal blood at a cheap price, there are people who can help you. If you're a were-animal and you need help with the full moon, let us know and we'll help you. If you're a were-animal and you don't? Well. Just carry on.

That said. I'm really looking forward to meeting and getting to know all of you. Even Remember, if you need anything, just ask. Chances are there is someone here that can and is willing to help you.

Under-aged kids trying to get into bars will never get less pathetic. It doesn't matter how much eyeshadow you wear, or how short your dress is. You're not getting in.

Fuck all your politics.

I'm starting a fight club.

Right, here's the deal, I'm here to reign on the nice greeting parade.

My name is Buffy Summers, Vampire Slayer. Once upon a time use to be the Vampire Slayer, now there's more of us, there's a few of us here.

I'm well aware there's vampires I can't kill, but don't think for one second that just because I can't kill you, I can't kick the the shit out of you, and that I won't. And I'm aware there's plenty of you that I can kill.

Anyone who wants to live in the complex is welcome as long as you can walk past the doors. This is vampires included. But if I catch wind of humans being drained of blood, of humans turning (and I will know about that), or of humans being bit? It is my destiny to hunt down vampires, and you will be sought out.

You may view this as harsh. A bet there's probably some simply laughing at me. Please, underestimate me, that works better for me. Frankly, I don't care how harsh or delusional you may think I am. Stick to blood banks, butchers and animals and there won't be trouble. I won't hold being a vampire against you. I will hold you hurting humans against you.

Just so we're all aware Vampire Slayer generally translates to -> anything supernatural that hurts humans slayer.

The FBI gave me a new phone today, since mine doesn't work here. It's so tiny I feel like I'm going to break the damn thing. I wonder what Bones is doing no Seriously. I wonder if I told it to Beam Me Up if theirs a button to send me to the Star Ship Enterprise or something with all these buttons.

[complex filter]
[phone number] My number at the FBI if you need me for things. It's the line to my office.

I She Jewel The de So the demon killed some people while she was in me, and hid the bodies. They're at [address]. I'd take care of them but I.....i just can't. not now.

thought someone should know.