War Is Coming Communications.

Whoever the half finished pint of Chunky Monkey belongs to?

I'll buy you a new one tomorrow. This one is now mine.

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Alright, I haven't been here long, so I have to ask.

Are there usually this many drunk people after big things happen? I mean, don't get me wrong, some of this is really funny, but still.

Can we talk?

Some of you might have heard, others haven't so I'm putting it out there now, I got a entry level job with the local FBI branch and got myself recertified as a sniper yesterday which will mean a bigger salary then your average agent. So I can help with some of the expenses around the place if need be. I don't make as much as I did in DC yet, but enough if things need fixing.

I picked up a bunch of new games. Half are fun, the other half..need to burn in a fire. Disney Princess Adventure Game per example. I can't believe I spent 7 hours playing to beat that. But my boss gave me until Tuesday to beat them all. Said he'd pay for them if I did. But I think I'm a bit in over my head here, it's Saturday anyone bored and want to come help a guy save his sanity? I'm hosting another game tournament Tuesday at 6pm. AstroKitty Comics [address] it's hard to say that name out loud with a straight face I'll have different stations. One with Sonic Racing (Still seems pointless to me, Sonic the Hedgehog racing in a car when he's the fastest Hedgehog alive I dunno. Apparently it's popular so whatever.), one with MMO's : Hero Rising and others. And another with games that can only qualify as old school but should never stop being played. Smash Brothers, Mario Kart, Soul Calibur.

It's not so fun having a day away from work when you have to work. Been busy?

Fucking Sooo ... last night. I didn't say anythi Those are a whole lotta comments Stupid slutty Yoda Anyone wanna tell me why I woke up thinking about Bruce Campbell driving KITT in a clown costume? What the hell did I talk

The person who left the double-bacon, triple cheeseburger all that fucking grea outside my door this afternoon morning. You're a fucking bitch. And I threw up in you

Edit: Next person that mentions greasy food is getting their ass kicked and then they'll get to find out why I'm the Prank War King. Fucking bastards. Every single one of you.

It may or may not have occured to you that this is flu season. October especially but November and December too. You may or may not recall my very detailed explanation of how to take care of yourselves in order to keep from getting me everyone sick. Yeah. Yeah. I get that there a bunch of you here who are new. But most of you have jobs now. I'm pretty sure there are SIGNS that explain it to you.

Because it even hurts to sit up and write all of this I don't really have the time right now to right it all out for you again and my head hurts waaaaaaay too much to go through looking for it.. I'm going to say just two things.

Hand sanitizer. I don't really give a damn if you don't carry germs. Use them always. Or I will hurt you. When I can
Sneeze in your elbow. Not your hands. Okay? Got it? Good.

If anyone needs me I'm slowly dying. I'm going to be busy job searching and stuff. Don't bother me.



[Danny]

Dios How'd it go? No details please or I will throw up again

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I was shown how to use this internet to find information. I didn't have anything better to do while stuck in bed with this.. Flu.

I wanted know the end of the story, if we won. We didn't. Richard didn't make it back from the Holy Land, and John became king. How did the story last so long if you didn't win?

Ladies and gentlemen, it is Novemeber. And I would ask that people begin washing their hands regularly. Flu can hit at any time, anywhere. And given the spread of H1N1? I am not taking any chances. So please, use hand sanitizer, and if you have not had innoculation please stop by the infirmary. Especially for those who are from the era before... er... modern medicine, I implore you to please, come in! It is very important!
-Martha

( Eliot )

November 19th. St. Louis Blues versus the Phoenix Coyotes. Anyone interested? Ended up with a couple of tickets.

So, I think we should do that again sometime. Preferably without having something horrible happen beforehand.

Explain.

Most of the victims from school yards all over the city have now been identified and information passed along to their families. Thought you might want to know. Angela, you did a hell of a job with what little you had to work with. I couldn't have done it without y
now I can officially go sleep off my hangover, I blame you Gordon

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I knew you could do it.