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Tweak says, "They tuk our yerbs"

✨ Dariax ✨ (dumbofass) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-05-03 18:07:00

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[...] little sounds when I touch the screen, that's really cool. Hah oh man, look now it's writing down what I say. Bubble Ziggurat Public Dorian Vermissitude Fireball Volcano. Fashion Poodle Glorious Ocean Lollipop. Wow, it got all that!

What? Oh, thank you! Yeah, I've been told that before. Really I think it's just a misunderstanding. Sure, I might be a pretty dwarf, but beauty's in the eyes of all the Beholders, you know? That's a saying. It means something about persp- Oh?

Uhm, I don't know what a movie is, but you mean you'll pay me to just take my shirt off? It's like the video they showed me inside? That was pretty amazing. Cool, cool. There'll be other people there too? Okay. Give me the address. Hah! Yeah, I want to be rich off easy work, man you get me. Thanks! I'll see you tomorrow!

Oops, forgot to turn this off. ... forgot HOW to turn this off. Ah hah, there's a SEND button, bet if I tap that, it'll [...]

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	dumbofass 2022-05-04 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I guess it depends on how much gold they pay me. But does that mean I can pose? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthekraken 2022-05-04 01:20 am UTC (link)
	`Something's lost between generations. Everyone feared my name. No one knew my face, let alone my pecker.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 01:25 am UTC (link)
	What, Blackbeard? Blackheart would have been scarier. But hey, if people are scared of your dick, that's not a good thing anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthekraken 2022-05-04 01:30 am UTC (link)
	`Because the beard was black at one point in time and a black beard is not why they feared my name. I prefer some people were scared of it. Would keep them off it.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Did you have the only black beard? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthekraken 2022-05-04 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	`Only when it comes to English pirates. You could typically pick out the rest with the red beards. Most everyone else had black beards as there weren't many Polish or Nordic pirates.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dumbofass 2022-05-04 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	So beard color is some kind of status symbol in pirating? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imthekraken 2022-05-04 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	`I mean, no. Unless you happen to have a black beard and an English accent. Then, you're me and well, people tend to fall over themselves to go in the opposite direction.` (Reply to this) (Parent)

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