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James Rhodes ([info]_warmachine) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-18 12:16:00

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Entry tags:alternaverse plot, invincible iron man, pepper potts, rhodey

Whoever did this? You gotta know that I don't need ONE to find you. Hope you've gone to ground, 'cause if not? You and I are gonna have words.

And by words I mean pulsar beams.

(OOC: Rhodey is comicverse, or as close as I can get having not read any of the comics. He's piloting his ONE armor for the plot.)


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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 11:23 am UTC (link)
I have a fucking light bright in my chest! Do something!

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[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 11:28 am UTC (link)
What, you aren't the head of SHIELD here? Shit, this is looking more and more like a strategic thing.

Wait wait wait. You mean...? Jesus. What do you need me to do?

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 11:32 am UTC (link)
SHIELD? Hell no! I don't think you can do anything. Jarvis scanned it. It's there. Embedded and there's shrapnel and it's...oh God. Not again.

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[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 11:35 am UTC (link)
Who the hell could do this?

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 11:38 am UTC (link)
I don't know but as soon as I find out, I'm nuking their ass. I can't find Pepper, and I'm serious fucking pissed. Something's wrong, I know it.

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[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 11:46 am UTC (link)
Better not be a lame villain. I do not want to be stumped by some lame villain.

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 11:48 am UTC (link)
Like the Mandarin? That asshole was as stupid as they come. Well, there were worse, but he's the one that immediately comes to mind.

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[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 11:52 am UTC (link)
I was thinking Mysterio. That would be the kind of lame I mean.

I don't think I could show my face at the superhero convention if we got stumped by that guy.

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 11:54 am UTC (link)
Ugh. Marble Head? I think I would give up the suit if that were the case.

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[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 12:05 pm UTC (link)
Think this is too complex for him, though.

...Oh hell. What if it's one of the demons?

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 12:10 pm UTC (link)
God, I hope not. All I need is for some fucked up mystical energy to make this thing stop working in my chest.

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[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 12:26 pm UTC (link)
I think the only one powerful enough to do this is Mephisto, right? To actually change reality?

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 01:00 pm UTC (link)
Doctor Strange could, but I don't think he'd do this kind of thing.

I've found Pepper. Or rather, Dr. Cuddy has told me where she is.

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[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 01:34 pm UTC (link)
You sure about that? Strange is helping Cage's phony Avengers. Wouldn't put it past him to screw with us.

A doctor...? Is she okay?

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 01:37 pm UTC (link)
Well, here's he not doing that. He's just around behaving, I think.

She's got an arc reactor like mine. Says she remembered a building exploding and then she was there. I don't know, man. Pepper with one of those terrifies me.

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[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 01:40 pm UTC (link)
Seriously? Huh. I guess stranger things have happened.

Jesus... Yeah, I can understand that. At least she's okay though, right? Just focus on that.

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 01:42 pm UTC (link)
What is it with bad puns today? First Pepper, now you.

Yeah. She says she feels fine, she's just scarred up and her boobs itch.

Okay that was a bit too much info there.

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[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 01:48 pm UTC (link)
Why is it you always realize you're making a bad pun right after the point you can't take it back?

Good. Means I won't have to pulsar anybody.

Little bit, yeah.

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 02:20 pm UTC (link)
Because it's supposed to teach you the lesson of not making them at all.

Whatever was the cause of it isn't here, I think. I think it was a future occurrence since I don't remember this ever happening.

Eh, well, you act like you've never stared at her rack before.

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[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 02:36 pm UTC (link)
...We both know I'll never stop making bad puns.

If Kang shows up I'm just gonna start blasting things. Not like he's the only time traveler we've ever dealt with, but...

Damn, and I was trying to be subtle, too!

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 02:39 pm UTC (link)
This is why you're the sidekick. If you start saying things like "Holy moley Tony!" I'm killing you where you stand.

...you did not have to bring THAT up.

Pfft. Whatever. How could you not stare at them?

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[info]pepperedsnark
2008-07-18 02:42 pm UTC (link)
I can read this you know.

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 02:44 pm UTC (link)
Um.....

HE STARTED IT!

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[info]pepperedsnark
2008-07-18 02:46 pm UTC (link)
Let me repeat myself: I can read this you know.

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 02:50 pm UTC (link)
I hope that this does not reflect poorly on me or him and that I am still allowed to engage in copious amounts of sex with you.

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[info]pepperedsnark
2008-07-18 02:51 pm UTC (link)
It's not fair to punish Rhodey and not you.

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 03:01 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, but I'm the one who's going to suffer more.

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[info]pepperedsnark
2008-07-18 03:07 pm UTC (link)
Oh please, I am not letting him off easy.

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 03:09 pm UTC (link)
Still, nothing is worse than witholding on a man. Nothing.

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[info]pepperedsnark
2008-07-18 03:11 pm UTC (link)
I never said I was going to do that.

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 03:17 pm UTC (link)
Dare I ask what you are going to do?

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[info]pepperedsnark
2008-07-18 03:20 pm UTC (link)
I'm contemplating going to someone with magic powers and giving you both breasts.

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 03:27 pm UTC (link)
That's just counterproductive. We'll still be amused at our tits. Then I'll just lock myself in the bathroom and spend the time touching myself.

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[info]pepperedsnark
2008-07-18 03:34 pm UTC (link)
And thus you won't be touching mine. And people will laugh.

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 03:36 pm UTC (link)
That's just mean.

I think I have a right to look at your boobs. They are mine after all. Or they will be eventually.

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[info]pepperedsnark
2008-07-18 03:43 pm UTC (link)
Funny I didn't think mine were detachable.

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[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 03:44 pm UTC (link)
That's not what I meant.

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[info]pepperedsnark
2008-07-18 04:19 pm UTC (link)
Uh huh, we'll see about that.

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[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 02:54 pm UTC (link)
...Uh...pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

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[info]pepperedsnark
2008-07-18 03:02 pm UTC (link)
I'm this close to banging your heads together.

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[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 03:36 pm UTC (link)
Now we didn't-

Okay that's fair.

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[info]pepperedsnark
2008-07-18 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Good because pouting at me doesn't work.

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Tony
[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 02:53 pm UTC (link)
Man, do I look like a gay white boy in a leafy speedo?

Just sayin'! What, you didn't like your own personal Lad?

...We really should've locked this before we started talking about her rack, huh?

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Rhodey
[info]inextremisvivo
2008-07-18 03:00 pm UTC (link)
You have no room to say anything about being gay. I haven't forgotten your previous marriage.

Hell and no. Unless it's my own kid, then no.

Yeah. We got distracted by them as usual.

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Tony
[info]_warmachine
2008-07-18 03:39 pm UTC (link)
...I was really hoping you had.

Well, he did get the Young Avengers together. Did something right, at least.

We gotta stop being so predictable.

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