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Captain William 'Will' Turner [PotC] (swordattheready) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-10-06 09:35:00

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ageless bill turner, george lass, jack sparrow (vampire), will turner

Here again?

And just when I was settling in on that island. I don't see Fleur or Elizabeth. I suppose they haven't joined me.

Father, is it too much to hope that you're still around?

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	vampirate_jack 2009-10-06 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	Aye, he's here, and you'll likely get a veritable earfull once he realizes you're back as well. Fair warning. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	swordattheready 2009-10-06 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Please tell me you're his Jack. And what happened to your hair? Did you somehow fall foul of a lawnmower? ~~You look foxy.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vampirate_jack 2009-10-06 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	Aye, I am. There was a mutiny. A hair mutiny. I blame Anne, mostly, though Miniver and our Bill were both in on it as well. Still doesn't feel right, not heavy enough, like I'll fall over in a stiff wind. ~~So I keep hearing~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	swordattheready 2009-10-06 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	A...a hair mutiny? I can't- Don't toy with me, Jack. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. ~~It oddly suits you.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vampirate_jack 2009-10-06 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	Well it was. AND they let Miniver wield the scissors which I would have thought would turn out worse than it did. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	swordattheready 2009-10-06 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Miniver is always an enigma. He's surprisingly adept at the oddest of things, and apparently hair cutting is one of them. Glad to see you've recovered your ire and wit accordingly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vampirate_jack 2009-10-06 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Well it isn't as if I keep those in my hair. That's more of an egg in a duck at the bottom of a well at the top of a hill on the far side of a forest sort of things. Or perhaps a safe deposit box at a bus depot in the midwest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	swordattheready 2009-10-06 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's a sign that I've known you far too long that I understood that. Nonetheless, your hair does look nice, Jack. And it's good to see you. I actually missed your particular brand of crazy while I was gone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vampirate_jack 2009-10-06 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Aye, it's either that or a sign that I've been around bill too long and have started osmosing his way of making things make sense no matter the problem. Always good to know I've been missed, and it's good to have you back here as well, the one of you what's back home isn't anywhere near as interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	swordattheready 2009-10-07 12:05 am UTC (link)
	No, you definitely didn't make sense, Jack. I just understood you. Really now? I'm sad to say there wasn't a you where I was. There wasn't much of anyone where I was while I wasn't here. It was an odd kind of existence. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2009-10-07 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Believe him when he says that my Will's a stick in the mud and an allaround wet blanket. I blame the fact that he never got to be a captain. And that eventually, Lizzy died. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	swordattheready 2009-10-07 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Good God, am I really that bad? Or rather, is he? I'm really glad I got to be a captain. Even if it was of the Flying Dutchman. But I do miss my Elizabeth. She's still not here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

deusexvampira
2009-10-07 10:52 am UTC (link)

Well, when he lived with my brother acting as me, I would assume he'd be nothing but honorable and heroic and all that dreck.

Now don't be so awfully upset by it, son, the fact that she still IS, ought to be enough to keep you going. Your love is true, and your woman is independent and strong. She'll be around one day, and what a day that will be. Hope, William, is the last thing you ought to let go of. Forsaking hope would only serve to make you just as dull as my Will was. Is. Oh, you know what I mean.

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	swordattheready 2009-10-07 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, she was here more than once before, I can only hope that she shall be again. I love her deeply, Father. She is my life. Always has been from the moment she had me pulled from the sea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2009-10-07 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	You know as well as I that we Turners love deeply and that love burns brighter than anything else in our existence. It's a blessing, William. And that love will bring her back to you. It always does. Your Elizabeth feels that pull right now and she's aching for you, Will. Her heart is yours just as yours is hers. Have hope, son. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	miniver 2009-10-07 03:18 am UTC (link)
	I can also stack up to 15 rounded-top saltshakers! Sometimes being an overachiever is such a burden. Call me if you need your hair played with ;D ;D ;D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	swordattheready 2009-10-07 04:35 am UTC (link)
	That's a bloody great accomplishment, Miniver! I like my hair just fine, thank you. It's on my head and it ties back easily. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-10-07 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Well. I used to live in a bar. I can do things with hair other than cut it, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	swordattheready 2009-10-07 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	Really Miniver, I appreciate the offer. But I'm rather fond of my hair as is. No color necessary, no cut, no style. If Elizabeth shows up, I'm sure she'd love someone to attend to her hair. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	deusexvampira 2009-10-06 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Seems that the Captain's got to you before I could. Glad to see you've arrived in one piece. Still dead, I'm assuming? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	swordattheready 2009-10-06 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	Hello Father. I can't tell you how relieved I am to see you. Yet it still startles me every time seeing how alike we look. Actually, I'm not 100% sure. I'll have to ask Death if I'm still one of hers. I was on an island for a long time and never ferried any souls anywhere, so I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deusexvampira 2009-10-06 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	Could ask God, or I could just meet with you and see for myself. Know our own and all that. It truly is quite striking, even to me, how alike we are in face. And our friend the Raven is still here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

swordattheready
2009-10-06 11:32 pm UTC (link)

I tried to ask Didi, but apparently she is no longer here. Along with a few of my other friends. Many of them, actually. But I do feel as if that part of me is still there. The longer I'm here, the more I feel the call of the lost souls. Maybe you can confirm it for me over a pot of something this evening? Feel free to bring Jack if you like, or any of our other descendants.

Ah yes, Raven. I had forgotten about him. I've been told he's a father now, and is with a lovely fairy.

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deusexvampira
2009-10-07 03:20 am UTC (link)

I'll be glad to share a nice pot of tea, son. Where can I find you? We've changed homes, if you go to the one in London, however, you're likely to find a young Turner of the Cassidy persuasion. We're now on Tortuga, again. You'll find us on the far end of the island from where the main stretch used to be, rather hard to miss us, seeing as how it's one of two houses.

So he has! I fear the day that child hits puberty.

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swordattheready
2009-10-07 04:33 am UTC (link)

I have a place in London that I never used to use because that's where I died. Then when I was with Fleur briefly, I used to stay at her place.

But right now I'm in Florida of all places. At my place in the Keys. I could sail over to you guys right now.

Oh dear. I hadn't even thought of that. I just read in Raven's post that his son is flying. That's quite amazing, I think.

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deusexvampira
2009-10-07 10:47 am UTC (link)

You're close to Anne's then! Excellent, I'll likely be spending more time with my son, since I check in on Anne at least once a week. She'll probably come be motherly at you, though, fair warning. I'm sure you've met her, she's one of us, took care of me during MY childhood. I'm sure if your Me was anything like me at all, he'd already have told you stories.

So, should I be expecting you to drop by this afternoon? I'll have Jack be at least partially presentable.

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	swordattheready 2009-10-07 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	I remember Captain Bonney. She was captivating and charming whilst being simultaneously intimidating. I shall be by this afternoon! And as for Jack, I'm not even sure if only partially presentable is at all presentable for him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

deusexvampira
2009-10-07 07:20 pm UTC (link)

She's quite a dear, if you pretend to be helpless.

Oh, I meant presentable by my standards, not by his. If we went by his standards, I doubt you'd even get a loincloth out of the deal. Though I am quite sure you don't entirely have an issue with that, it's just the proper thing to do when company's about.

Loin cloths come later, when company's drunk and we're all bored.

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	dontgiveashit 2009-10-07 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Welcome back. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	swordattheready 2009-10-07 12:58 am UTC (link)
	George! Thank you, it's good to be back. How are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontgiveashit 2009-10-07 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Shit. Dee's gone. I kind of quit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	swordattheready 2009-10-07 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Quit what, the post-it job? So you can do that? I mean, I haven't done it since I left. I'm sorry, George. For what it's worth, I will miss her too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontgiveashit 2009-10-07 03:41 am UTC (link)
	I don't really care. Death's gone and I don't give a shit. Yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent)