Tweak

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Tweak says, "As what? Your chaperone?"

Sirius Black (hiptomyjive) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-10-11 22:31:00

Entry tags:

brenda annn, damien thorn, lucifer, mary, remus lupin (younger), sirius black (younger)

Fuck.

James and Lily are gone.

Who does a guy have to fuck to get a cookie around here?

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	morningbringer 2009-10-12 04:09 am UTC (link)
	A cactus. Start now, the cookies will appear eventually. (Reply to this)

	with_3_nnns 2009-10-12 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Ohdear, a cookie emergency that I've done nothing to avert? I should be shocked and appalled with myself, and, in fact, I am. Where should these cookies be delivered good sir? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2009-10-12 11:21 am UTC (link)
	As you should be. [Address] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	with_3_nnns 2009-10-12 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	They're on their way. Being delivered by flying monkey. Well, okay, by hyper girl with pink-streaked hair, but she insisted on being called a flying monkey, so there you have it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	virginal_ 2009-10-12 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Not me on the sex, but I can help with the cookies too! Are you all right? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2009-10-12 11:24 am UTC (link)
	Ah, my hero, my savior, my everything! Come bring me cookies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virginal_ 2009-10-13 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Silly. What kind do you want? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2009-10-13 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Any kind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virginal_ 2009-10-13 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I can do any kind. I'll be over in a few minutes! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_bornofaja490 2009-10-12 09:26 am UTC (link)
	A cookie? I've heard people wanting more than cookies, like... wealth, gold, or a mountain. But.. cookies. Alright. I have a large amount of them in my pantry for any who would ask. Oreos, choc chip, oatmeal, all kinds. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2009-10-12 11:18 am UTC (link)
	Eh, wealth and gold I've had, and what the fuck would I do with a mountain? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bornofaja490 2009-10-12 11:37 am UTC (link)
	No idea, really.. other than raising property value. But I sure wouldn't know what to do with one, personally. Cookies are probably better, though. More yummy than riches or dirt. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Marauders believeincommas 2009-10-12 12:19 pm UTC (link)
	Gone? But they'll come back, right? I mean, I did. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Marauders hiptomyjive 2009-10-13 12:20 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marauders believeincommas 2009-10-13 12:58 am UTC (link)
	I'll be home in just a second. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marauders hiptomyjive 2009-10-13 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Mary's bringing cookies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marauders believeincommas 2009-10-13 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Good. Cookies are good. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Marauders the_w_in_mwpp 2009-10-14 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Shit. Shit shit. Shit. What about the girl? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Marauders hiptomyjive 2009-10-14 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	No, Lily's gone too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marauders the_w_in_mwpp 2009-10-14 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	...Their daughter. You ponce. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marauders hiptomyjive 2009-10-14 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck. I don't know. She wasn't there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	merope 2009-10-23 06:38 am UTC (link)
	I could help.. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2009-10-23 11:17 am UTC (link)
	I don't do creepy chicks, sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	merope 2009-10-23 11:20 am UTC (link)
	I...wasn't trying to have sex with you.. I would make you cookies if you wanted them..that's all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hiptomyjive 2009-10-23 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. (Reply to this) (Parent)