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[Dec. 19th, 2009|01:13 pm] |
I hates de winters. Something about its always remindeds me of my mother. Ugh.
Need to gets drunk now. |
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[Nov. 6th, 2009|02:41 am] |
Dammit.
Nathan, I hope you're not all messed up, still. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2009|09:24 pm] |
Ugh.
My son am just like me acepts for black hairs. Hope he get a brains for ladies soon. Maybe even not post on de internet when drunk?
Sindre, don't does dat again, hokay? Dumbass choice, son. |
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[Oct. 2nd, 2009|07:55 am] |
Ugh. Forgot about dat sort of things happen. Stupid dildoes fans tried to gets me to talk ats dem when I went at breakfastmeal today.
I'm really starting to hate de fans again.
Lulu. How ams little Sor doing in de new environs? |
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[Sep. 30th, 2009|10:35 am] |
I ain't feels dis young since... well since I looks dis young de first time! Too bad is only for de tour, but I ain't gunna argues.
Torii-Sou, don't worries, I's still dad, I just gots a facelifts only magical. You should sees your uncle Skwisgaar! He's gots no more freaky old man wrinkles! |
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[Sep. 30th, 2009|02:18 am] |
you know what?
fuck autumn.
i am so done with autumn. it needs to be stricken from both natural and social record. it needs...
...it really needs to piss off so i can stop sneezing. |
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[Sep. 29th, 2009|01:19 am] |
Oh, hey, so, uh. Our new album came out today, so that's probably why there's more murders and fires and riots and badass stuff going on than most Tuesdays. Because Tuesdays usually really fucking blow. Nothing good ever happens on a Tuesday so that's why this came out today. So when you're old, and decrepit, and pooping on yourself, you can think back and go 'hey, that one Tuesday back that one time was pretty badass'. |
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[Sep. 20th, 2009|01:11 pm] |
Minivers, I has gots a question to ask at you.
What de fucks you need ten thousand dollars for anyways? You ain't buys nothing or anything. You eat all our food, and you wear on de same damn clothes all de fucking times. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2009|12:25 am] |
AUGH
I NEED TO PLAY ALL THESE SONGS I WROTE
I'M GOING NUTS HERE |
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[Jun. 12th, 2009|08:53 am] |
So I ams made of all sort of thing dats is awesome and great. I gets TWO totally metal artist types as sons.
Beats dat, Nathan. Ha. |
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[Jun. 6th, 2009|11:10 pm] |
Skwisgaar? I must tell you some news. |
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[May. 11th, 2009|06:47 pm] |
Skwisgaar Skwigelf, I would like a word with you. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|11:36 am] |
SKWISGAAR I SWEARS IF YOU DOES ANYTHING TODAY TO PRANKS ME I WILL RIPS YOUR SPINE OUTTA YOUR SKIN AN USE IT AS A JUMPS ROPE. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|12:02 pm] |
...Right. There seems to be a bug going around again, so I need everyone to check in. This applies to Dethklok, family to Dethklok, employees.
Also, someone please notify me immediately when my new shipment of glasses come in. I seem to have incinerated all of my extras. With my laser eyes. |
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[Mar. 25th, 2009|11:42 pm] |
So. My kid and Skwisgaar's kid are married. Just in case anyone wants to know. :D!
Hey Skwis.... does that kind of make us brothers or something? |
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[Mar. 16th, 2009|08:15 pm] |
Goodness, I'd forgotten how being pregnant feels. Every child is different, and this one enjoys kicking and stretching.
I think I'm going to go out for ice cream, would anyone like to join me? |
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[Mar. 15th, 2009|06:20 pm] |
Gots my blood elf to levels 70.
Suck it, Alliance.
And I am guessing dats is gunna only be another months or so until de kid Soren is born. Dat will be pretty metal, too. |
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[Feb. 9th, 2009|12:52 pm] |
Missing on Glyndaa
So whats are you people doings on for a stupid dildoes candy holidays? |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|08:33 pm] |
Brennie & Teague (and Lilo, I guess) I'm just going to hang out at Mordhaus for a while, until things settle down a little.
Tej: thanks for finding me and making sure I didn't stay lost in the garden forever, and if you could find the guy I clocked with a cobblestone and tell him I'm sorry I'd appreciate it.
Anybody else who may have gotten an angry ranting phone call last night/early this morning telling you to be the right age, I apologize and I probably didn't really mean it. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|06:08 pm] |
I GETS HIM BACK AND ITS REALLY DE REAL HIM FOR REALS!
It ain't any other Skwisgaar, is totally and really really de right one for serious! :D!!! Stephanie! I want you to meets him so can we comes over? I don't think he ever meets you afore, and I thinks you two coulds really gets along! Please?
Dis is de most metal week EVER! |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|02:34 pm] |
Even beings retire, I am having a burden of a times trying at not spendings so much a time at writings songs.
Nathans, you am havings a few tracks being sends at you for de next albums.
Soren, I would like to spend a times with you to finalize some sort of things for your weddings. |
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[Dec. 21st, 2008|07:06 pm] |
A note to all men of the Skwigelf clan:
No, you are not allowed to hang mistletoe from your genitals. Yes, it was very very clever at some point, but not so much now. Your loved ones will thank you. |
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[Dec. 8th, 2008|08:49 pm] |
So, uh. I'm married now.
That's all I'm gonna say about that. Oh, and you guys should throw me a bachelor party. Even though it's late. ... this means Skwisgaar and Swksgaar and Toki and Pickles and that small hippie dude. |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2008|02:11 am] |
Uh, dems guys really messeds up de back yard. A whole lots.
I expects a compensations for that! Just so you guys know dat. Seriously, you don't goes arounds? Explodings peoples back yards? Dat ain't you knows, polites behaviors for a guest to does? |
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[Nov. 24th, 2008|09:33 am] |
I beens rememberings on stuff more these days.
I don't gets it. I never remembereds stuff before? Huh. |
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[Nov. 18th, 2008|06:11 pm] |
I has beens very busy, gettings a wholesorts of bunch of things done. My amazingsly sexy and magical wifes is needs a whole lots of attendings.
Oh, ands Skadi, you am not goings to needs to pays at the rent for your apartsment. I gots it takes care of.
Uh. I uh... forgots why I was comings onto dis place. Oh. Uh.
Nathans. I sends to you a shitloads of new guitar parts to checks out and listens at. Sees if you needs any of dems. |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2008|08:41 am] |
Ha, and know I knows on why I am loves on pregnant womens so much as I do. Hormones! Dey's amazing.
I never thoughts I'd say on dis but I mights just be gettings too much sex!
P'fft, nah, ain't no such a thing. Just messings. |
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[Oct. 14th, 2008|10:11 am] |
So they might not have been joking, but that does not excuse the fact that my son was taken away from me and that I was to be assaulted?
There are supposed to be laws for that sort of thing? But suddenly when a mother cannot protect of her child due to a certain "of age" law? That is utterly ridiculous. I could file a kidnapping but I do not doubt that this supposed "older Skwisgaar" was the one who assaulted me. Who else would punch my face?
I am having the best investigators get to the bottoms of this. |
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[Oct. 9th, 2008|10:45 am] |
I came up with a new rhyme for decapitation! "Decapitation Emancipation" is going to be a brutal song when I finish it.
HEY WHO WANTS TO GO DRINK TO CELEBRATE |
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[Sep. 28th, 2008|02:51 pm] |
...Right.
Would someone like to, uh, tell me what's going on here?
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[Sep. 20th, 2008|04:45 pm] |
Gots to says on it.
De best sex ams de honeymoon sex.
Uh, oh ja, we ams back now. You guys has better been goings and doings a things right while we is was busy on our vacations. Minivers, you uh... you remembers what I says abouts. Toki, you am sticks youknowwhats intosides of her yet? Soren, son... I has been thinkings on dat songs you plays about ats de weddings, and I wants to goes over dats with you and refines it a little more. It ain'ts too fuckings bad at de leasts. I just gots a couple places you mights want to looks over. Nathan... I gots for you a gift when I was ats de Germany. Looks insides of your bedroom. |
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[Sep. 20th, 2008|10:00 am] |
Hey, Cass, you're the expert in this. I'm thinking about getting a tattoo. Where would you recommend?
... not my arm, asshole, you've got that covered.
... fuck me, that was a terrible pun. IGNORE IT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
HI EVERYONE, HOW ARE YOU? |
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[Sep. 1st, 2008|05:32 pm] |
Gunna needs on a a time with myselfs.
Littlemees comes with me to de cabins. |
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[Aug. 29th, 2008|11:45 am] |
Soren, I wants to has on a discussings with you.
You ams well, Miniver. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2008|08:06 pm] |
( Skwisgaar. )
( Miniver. )
I'm told that I'm supposed to have a bachelorette party, or something? Since I can't drink or smoke, perhaps I'll just watch a movie. Does anyone have any ideas for an alternate party? |
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