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[Aug. 23rd, 2008|03:00 pm] |
Huh. Jag icke gör det jämn veta. Den mer sakerna ändra, den mer de stanna den samma , Jag gissa. Jag gissa Jag kom i med ett verkligen intressant tid. Intressant, möten din ungdom fantastisk. |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2008|05:06 pm] |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2008|09:44 am] |
Stephanie Meanswells, would you goes out with me to sees a movie or something? I been meanings to asks you for a long times now, so don't thinks dis is because we is gots future kids or nothing, okay?
Speaking of future kids, I goings to says dis only one times to you girls. I don't wants your hearts brokens, so don't go and dates no more of my bands mates, okay? I knows dem. Dey is only cause heartbreaks and hollow feelings and de bittersness of winter bites excepts in your souls.
Acepts for Skwisgaar buts dats is my heavy burdens to deals with and nots yours.
And whys de heck do I always feel sleepy all de times now? Dis is crap. I gunna takes a nap so I can watch a movies with Stephanie. |
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[Aug. 15th, 2008|06:54 pm] |
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[Aug. 13th, 2008|05:52 pm] |
SABLE I SWEAR I DON'T CARE IF I DIDN'T RAISE YOU, IF YOU HAVE ANY 20-YEAR-OLD BABIES, YOU'RE GROUNDED.
LIKE, FOREVER.
WHAT THE HELL THE REST OF YOU
GROW DOWN AGAIN THIS IS REALLY CONFUSING
SKWISGAAR YOU BITCH YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU KNOCKED YOUR CHICK UP AND INTENDED TO KEEP THE KID |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|04:08 am] |
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT?
IT'S NOT EVEN MY KID. For the first time... ever, I can say that without a doubt.
Edit: Hey, Satan. Ummm. Can I ask you a favor? |
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[Aug. 5th, 2008|10:20 am] |
Who outs dere is knows on a weddingsplanner persons dats is can plans de most metal weddings in de histories of evertime?
I ain'ts goings to has a no sorts of pussy sorts of weddings. |
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| Notes taped to the doors of Mini-Mordhaus |
[Aug. 1st, 2008|02:36 am] |
[[ooc: Skwisgaar wrote these and had a Klokateer tape them to their respective doors]]
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[Jul. 31st, 2008|10:38 am] |
Hey peoples, cheers up.
I finds out dat de lingerie designers is was hasing on a convention in LA. Dems peoples is safe. Most of dems, anyway. All de good ones. |
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| Voicemail for Skwisgaar Skwigelf |
[Jul. 30th, 2008|10:35 pm] |
Skwisgaar? I - I'm fairly sure we need to talk. Not about anything bad, I can assure you. I'm just confused. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|06:58 am] |
I wakes up with de biggests headache I is ever gots on since I ams thirty froms a dreams dats is vury weird.
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[Jul. 24th, 2008|11:42 pm] |
... oh, but my head hurts. Thank goodness I have my right bits back. Not that being ... a boy was bad, just different. It's all left me feeling a bit out of whack, I must admit.
( Brother )
( Ed. )
( Miniver. )
( Skwisgaar. ) |
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[Jul. 24th, 2008|03:10 pm] |
Hokay.
Dis ams gots boring like, two days ago?
I needs a hot chicks dats is needs some good rockstars' fuckings. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|01:39 am] |
Sister, may I come visit you for a bit? |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|12:14 am] |
HOKAY WHATS DE FUCKS IS DIS NOW dats I gots to bes at a place dis ain'ts Mordhaus and who de fucks is dis in my beds dats is a dudes?
SOMEBODIES GETS DE FUCKS EXPLAININGS NOW.
[[ooc: ignore the previous thing, I decided that instead of normal talking Skwisgaar, it'd be more fun to bring him in during his canon-aged self instead. He's more surly and fun to play that way.]] |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|01:05 am] |
Does this mean I'm going to turn into a girl, or a wuss, or some bullshit? |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|04:33 pm] |
Yeah so my girlfriend's a boy. That's fine with me.
Very, very fine with me. All the more sexy to go around, we're pretty much the hottest couple ever, in the history of everything.
But my roadie doesn't know she's a roadie and that's pretty shitty. Ofdensen? We kinda need you to fix that. Now.
[[ooc: Skwisgaar's able to speak and write properly! It's madness!]] |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|12:33 am] |
My head is pounding. Maybe I slept strangely.
(OOC: Lu is from the OMG!Crazy Gender FFX where everyone's the opposite gender. She remembers being here, though, so if you're her friend, she'll remember you.) |
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| Voicemail for Charles Ofdensen |
[Jul. 13th, 2008|02:24 am] |
OFDENSENS WE NEEDS YOU TO COMES AND TALKS RIGHT NOWS.
DIS AMS AN EMERGANCTCIES. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2008|11:45 pm] |
Is everyone here married or dating someone?
SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE HELL.
I've been here for two fucking weeks and haven't gotten laid. This is brutal, in the shitty way. |
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[Jul. 13th, 2008|12:09 am] |
What in the world? Didn't think we got tornadoes in Jersey. |
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[Jul. 11th, 2008|01:48 am] |
KLOKATEERS. You is sets on an extra tables space for dinnersmeals.
I is takes my girlpersons to meets on my fuckings bands togethers for a foodstime and if ANY OF YOU DILDOS FUCKS DIS UPS FOR ME I GOINGS TO PERSONALLY MAKES SURE YOUR CHILDRENS IS BORNS INSIDES OUT.
Thank yous. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2008|11:48 pm] |
I truly don't know how we ever got along without cars in Spira. And limos! One of my favorite inventions. It's certainly better than having to walk everywhere. Though I suppose I should do a bit more walking, if only for staying fit.
Unless there are other forms of recreation that qualify as exercise that I don't know about. Does anyone have any suggestions? I don't know the sports of your world (and I'm fairly uncoordinated at teams sports as it is - I only needed to try blitzball once to know it isn't something in which I excel). |
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[Jul. 7th, 2008|10:29 pm] |
So, uhhhhh. My divorce went through, or whatever. I need about two hundred beers. No. Two hundred and fifty.
I'm glad she wanted to keep the dog. Poodles are not metal. If I get a dog, it's gonna be something with rabies. Or that other thing that makes animals foam at the mouth. |
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[Jul. 7th, 2008|07:57 am] |
Just for a recordings? I hates Miniver Cheevy. Dats is all.
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[Jul. 2nd, 2008|07:38 pm] |
I win.
All you poor little goofballs won't evers get what I has got.
I gots a sexy body, de most best guitarsounds in de worlds...
And a hot sexy magic-usings babe dats like on me for more dans my money.
You can starts and feels pitiful...
now. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2008|09:45 pm] |
It's really fucking hot.
And I'm wearing a tie.
Okay, I'm really gonna need to strangle someone in about ten seconds if I don't find out what the fuck is going on here. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2008|06:47 am] |
All work and no play makes Zillah a something something.
Surely this whole wide world can't be as boring as you've all lead me to believe. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2008|12:08 am] |
ROADIE I NEEDS TO TALKS AT YOU. |
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[Jun. 25th, 2008|04:57 am] |
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[Jun. 24th, 2008|06:47 am] |
I is hates doctors approtsmats. Stupid dildos doctors I knows somethings is wrongs with me why de fucks else woulds I be comings insides of your place unless I didn'ts? P'fft.
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[Jun. 23rd, 2008|07:50 pm] |
( Hyde. )
( Marcus. )
( Skwisgaar. )
I'm not lonely, far from it, but I do sometimes wish there were other Spirans here. Sometimes I feel like I'm crazy because nobody knows what I'm talking about. |
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[Jun. 21st, 2008|12:13 am] |
Ja. I is movings to London. Expects a LOTS of hot ladies goings and leavings dats is whats dey marries for me.
Dat little me is comings alongs. |
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[Jun. 15th, 2008|01:00 am] |
I has been a wonders on a thing.
I knows I ain'ts a vury famous sorts of guy here and I cans sorts of deals on that. Is fine.
But ain'ts nobodies knows on who I is from their own kinds of worldplace? I can'ts be unfamous as it seems to beings. |
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[Jun. 12th, 2008|04:35 am] |
Owning a toy store isn't actually as bothersome as I'd feared it would be. Most of my employees already know what they're doing, so there's truly very little for me to do.
( Ed, I had a little something sent to you. )
What is there to do in London? I'd like to visit some museums, get to know the culture here. Your machina's different from what I'm used to. |
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[May. 24th, 2008|09:20 am] |
Ja, whats is withs the wakings up and nots beings ins de rights times? I don'ts thinks I have a likes on this too much acepts that now I has on a guitars that works finally.
Oh! Thats makes me remembers. Why ain't I gots a robotics armparts? I thinks those is pretty cool. You knows, goings faster than the speeds of sights? Totally metal stuffs right there.
You knows a what I goings to do? I goings to pass out todays. Tells on the little me or Tokis to wakes me up when is normal times again. |
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[May. 14th, 2008|05:55 pm] |
Soooooo I has on a boreds.
Any hot sorts of ladies wants to comes overs to a Sweden and goes to a dance clubs? |
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[May. 6th, 2008|08:14 pm] |
Since when does I plays a benefits concerts for anythings other than tax purposes?
I is a retired sorts of dude. Hells with that. I goings to cancels. The Africans cans gets another sorts of musicians who isn't makes of Godly guitars playings to feeds at them. |
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[May. 4th, 2008|01:21 am] |
I guess no one's still seen Ginny around?
( Ron )
( Mum ) |
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[May. 2nd, 2008|09:30 pm] |
What the fucking kind of hell just happen here?
Who's is was it invite the tornados to the aftersparty? That's is just not cool at all and is reallies all kinds of being made of dildo. Seriouslies.
or is maybe I's is just got really high again? |
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