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Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Post-Dethklok) (goodbettermetal) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-12-19 13:13:00

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lulu, miniver cheevy, skwisgaar skwigelf (post-dethklok)

You know, I has been thinking on somethings. Maaaaybe dere ams such a thing as too much ofs a good thing? I loves on my wife, and I loves my sons, but uhhhhmmm having Lulu pregnants dis long mights be pushing at her a little much. It must be pretty brutal to be carrying arounds a kid for 9 months and dens immediatelies gets pregnant agains?

Dat and I don't think she ams enjoyings her second third trimesters.

Huh.
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I hates de winters. Something about its always remindeds me of my mother. Ugh.
Need to gets drunk now.

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	miniver 2009-12-20 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Man, you got no idea how much I wish I could help you out with that last part. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 02:08 am UTC (link)
	I has a pretty good ideas abouts dat. Been cleans offa horse since... I forgot. A long, long while. Since afores I was marry, tho'. What am you does on right now, hippie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-12-20 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Not a whole lot of anything, as it happens. like, i was trying to draw but that's just so sad it's funny. how about you, blondie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Not a whole lots of shit going on on dis sides of de mordhaus right now eithers. Mostly same as usuals. I am worry abouts Lulu, though. She beens pregnant for a real long time and I wonder ons if dat am vury goods for a body. Girl Nathans just yell ats me for playing at my guitar too loud? Pffft, must bes on her girl times of a month. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Skwisgaar

miniver
2009-12-20 03:47 am UTC (link)

Yeah Marnie too. the doctor said even though she's not due for another month and a half she could have him any time. thats not likely but i guess he's kind of small so it might be more dangerous for him if she does.

I dunno, man, I don't get girls, the baby stuff kind of freaks me out. I didnt know it was gonna be so complicated and freaky. why the hell do they go through with that shit more than like once??

whatever, Natalie's a girl, shes just as crazy. this is mordhaus, what does she EXPECT, tweeting birds and mozart?

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	Hippie goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Because, Minivers, dey cares about de kids and dey cares about us. I suriously want to haves her have on dat kids now so dats I can just has my wifes back to normal. I like pregnants womens, but she can't does on much once she gets real huge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Blondiegirl

miniver
2009-12-20 04:15 am UTC (link)

marnie can. I dont know how but that chick wont freaking sit down. i think she has speed naturally secreted by her brain or something.

i don't really know what to do with her, though. it is sort of weird, i mean, its not like shes my wife or anything. I don't love her. she's just like... this girl... she's more like a glorified groupie or something. not that i don't feel something for her, but it's more like awe than love.

you are really kind of cute, about Lulu, you know. i think she will be okay, she is very strong.

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Hippie

goodbettermetal
2009-12-20 04:23 am UTC (link)

Ja, I am thinks on dat she ams more your friend what you fuckeds? She can bes dat.

I know I ams. I ain't never felts de way I does for her, for nobodies else. Even Toki. I uh. I care abouts him, ja, but you knows, it ams a different sorts of feeling. Kiiiind ofs like likings on a pets dog, and den havings also a pet cat. You cares about dems both but in de different ways. Acepts you don't fucks dems.

Well maybes you does. I don't know what kinds of a thing you stick your cock into.

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Blondiegirl

miniver
2009-12-20 05:04 am UTC (link)

aww come on man I never fucked a dog or a cat or anything like that shit!

i fucked a version of satan though. and also i guess arguably pickles drinks so much and does so many drugs he might NOT actually qualify, chemically, as human anymore.

and you do know what kinds of things i stick my cock into, since you're one of them, smartass. <3

so is lulu the cat or the dog and how much will you pay me not to tell her the answer?

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	Hippie goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Pff, nones of us am humans no mores, I don't thinks. Gots ascranded to God Status whens we blowed up our reality. I ain't know on dats, probablies a cat, 'cause she ams more like a cat dens a dog? A cat dats can asplode things. Speaking ofs fucking each others... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Blondiegirl miniver 2009-12-20 05:39 am UTC (link)
	I aint a god I don't think. but you know I've never said no to fucking one. Got anyplace in mind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hippie goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Ain't got no place in prataculars. Ideas? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Blondiegirl miniver 2009-12-20 06:16 am UTC (link)
	How about the roof? It's all wintery outside, it's pretty. We could have some roadies drag a bunch of blankets and shit up there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hippie goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Ugh. Winters. No thank you. I woulds rather chops off my left leg and dens caupherize it with a reds hot fryings pan dens to go out into dis weather. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Blondiegirl miniver 2009-12-20 06:33 am UTC (link)
	seriously? You're saying the wimpy weakling boy from New York is tougher in the cold than the Scandie? You will never live that one down, you know. But okay. how about one of the studios? they're nice and comfortable and... soundproof... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hippie goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 06:37 am UTC (link)
	It ain'ts dat I can't take it, idiot. I don't like weathers. Especially winter weathers. I already asplains it. Could does on dats. I gots to make sure Sor ams in bed, an' make sures dat Lulu am comfortsable. Den I will be in dat ones, you knows. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Hippie goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Changing of plans. I am staying homes with Lulu. We does a rains check. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Blondiegirl miniver 2009-12-21 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Aww. hey but thats cool man, you should be with your girl. i'll go see if pickles can be bugged into doing something instead. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ultimafury 2009-12-20 06:24 am UTC (link)
	I will be able to drink with you soon, darling. Don't drink everything. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Don't think dats I can does dat even if I tried. Might feel 30 agains but even dis liver's nots as good as de entire stock heres. As soon's as Sindre is born, we ams all going tos a fuckings vacation. Maybe we get Brenda to take cares of de kids an' dens we just spend a New Years together. Alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-12-20 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Someplace warm. All this snow reminds me of Macalania, which makes me melancholy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Ja, we go tos a place vury warms. Hopesfully I can find a place dats am warm, but not too sunny. Sunburns. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-12-20 06:31 am UTC (link)
	I don't burn, I tan, but we could find some shade for you. An island? I would like to be by the water. I'm sorry I worry you. I know I haven't been the easiest wife lately. I'll make it up to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Of course we can go on an islands. You ams homesick, I don't like to see you like dat, and I worry dats you am getting vury sad. I want to make sures dat won't be for long, and dats am my job, to worry abouts you. You and de boys need on a strong man to takes anexplatives and keep things into his own hands. Dats am what I does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-12-20 06:36 am UTC (link)
	I love you, Skwisgaar. More than anything. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 06:39 am UTC (link)
	I love you too, Lulu. I gots to go fucks a hippie, but I will come backs and give yous a shoulders rub tonights afores morning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-12-20 06:40 am UTC (link)
	... and we'll be having sex. Just so you know. He's not allowed more than me, or I'll frizz his hair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Dats am impossibles to frizz it mores dan it is? Aaanyways, I thoughts dat was mostly implieds acause I saids shoulders rub? P'fft, still need to learns on my language mores. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-12-20 06:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh, trust me, I have my ways of making it worse. And I caught the implication, but wanted to make absolutely certain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Don't stick it outs if you ain't going to use its, Lulu. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-12-20 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Who said I wasn't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 06:51 am UTC (link)
	You ain't said you was! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-12-20 06:53 am UTC (link)
	I thought that was mostly implied because I said we were going to have sex. :p (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodbettermetal 2009-12-20 06:54 am UTC (link)
	Pff, fucks dat, I ain't going to fucks dat hippie tonights. You stays right where you are, and be nakeds when I show up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-12-20 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Yes, Sir. (Reply to this) (Parent)