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[Aug. 18th, 2008|03:11 am] |
Voice Post [No Joker-Lovers Allowed]
All right, between the broken wrist, the burns, and the damaged girlfriend, I have had to learn to masturbate with my off hand.
It is slow going. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|03:14 am] |
( Mia ) |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|07:51 am] |
Wow, it's be a long time since I've been on the computer thingy.
There's this awesome Thai restaurant down the street. I'm totally going to get fat eating there.
And drain Vance's fund really quick.
So, um, anybody need some help with stuff? I have half a bachelor's in business, and I'm a really good driver. Plus, I know New York like the back of my hand.
Any takers? |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|10:23 am] |
This looks like New York. It smells like New York. It sounds like New York. But why doesn't it feel right? There was a huge wind, then nothing, then this.
Oh my God. Oh. My. God.
Marshall delivered the Final Slap, didn't he? He slapped me and killed me with his giant, ham-sized hand, right? Aww, man... |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|01:05 pm] |
Ugh. Now I'm really, really sleepy.
Stupid babies. Stupid pregnancy.
Nate, can we put off the next job for a couple days? |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|05:27 pm] |
They teach women's studies. And feminism.
I wish I'd found this shit sooner. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|05:33 pm] |
Hm. There's something in the air...
George! Let's do something fun. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|06:49 pm] |
What is this? I am in... L.A, in a condo? My puppets are here, but my prototypes are missing! And my lab equipment!
Oh. Oh I see. Excellent prank- well done, Toy Soldiers! I don't know how you pulled off that tornado, but it was very impressive! Now please return my robots and mind control rays. Please?
...Soldiers? |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|07:05 pm] |
Where the fuck am I?
Why the fuck am I wearing this god awful, ugly ass dress. Why am I wearing this ugly ass bonnet, and why did I have to search fucking forever to find a fucking computer?
Who are these people? Why are they calling me Sister and WHERE THE FUCK AM I? |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|07:49 pm] |
It has been too long since I've had a chance to really get out of the house. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|08:15 pm] |
Hey Mom?
Have you heard about this movie yet? Apparently there is a scene involving monks that we absolutely completely and utterly must see.
Daddy can babysit a few hours yeah? |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|09:25 pm] |
From good to bad, to outright miserable. Isn't that just the way?
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|09:51 pm] |
Whoa. Swirly vortexy thing in the library. That’s just weird.
After careful inspection I have discovered that I'm not in the same library I was a few minutes ago.
I kinda thought Glynnie was old enough NOT to try selling me to the goblins anymore.
And they don’t have a real library, not like this anyway.
So, Hello Internet, my name is Torii-Sou Wartooth-Meanswell, does anyone know where I am? |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|10:09 pm] |
Ava's gone.
I've lost her again.
Fuck you, universe. Fuck you.
( All-Seeing ) |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|10:24 pm] |
Just saw strangest thing. Drunk hobo tried to stab someone. Then stopped before knife made contact and just fell asleep.
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Nice change of pace. ...Never thought I'd say that. |
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