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Barney Stinson ([info]its_legendary) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-18 10:23:00

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Entry tags:barney stinson, gabriella montez, hattie jackson, lulu, psyche

This looks like New York. It smells like New York. It sounds like New York. But why doesn't it feel right? There was a huge wind, then nothing, then this.

Oh my God. Oh. My. God.

Marshall delivered the Final Slap, didn't he? He slapped me and killed me with his giant, ham-sized hand, right? Aww, man...


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[info]echooutoftime
2008-08-18 12:39 pm UTC (link)
He didn't slap you, you're in an alternate universe. Welcome to hell.

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[info]its_legendary
2008-08-18 01:12 pm UTC (link)
First off, it can't be an alternate universe-- no one's got goatees. And it can't be hell, not with hot little nuggets walking around. No way.

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[info]echooutoftime
2008-08-18 01:14 pm UTC (link)
I have no reason to lie, just wait till you hear about the portkeys.

And by the way, Hell was a figurative term.

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[info]its_legendary
2008-08-18 01:18 pm UTC (link)
Portkeys? Sounds like something you'd buy on the docks in Chinatown. *pause* Tell me more.

Aww, I'm sorry to hear that. Do you want to talk about it? I'm Barney, I'm a kind of... freelance counselor.

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[info]echooutoftime
2008-08-18 01:58 pm UTC (link)
Portkeys, normal everyday items that are turned into a port to another place when you touch them. Like say take a shoe, enchant it, and then whenever you touch it it takes you to a specific place, like from New York to California in an instant. Trust me when I say, its not an easy ride though, at least not your first time.

I'm fine. Just miss my actual home.

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(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-18 03:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]echooutoftime, 2008-08-18 04:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-18 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]echooutoftime, 2008-08-18 05:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-19 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]echooutoftime, 2008-08-19 02:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-19 09:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]echooutoftime, 2008-08-19 04:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-19 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]echooutoftime, 2008-08-19 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-20 10:06 am UTC

[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-08-18 12:41 pm UTC (link)
The woman above me speaks the truth. In as much as it's an alternate universe. This [website] explains better and in much more sparkly detail. Enjoy. Questions? Feel free to ask.

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[info]its_legendary
2008-08-18 01:14 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I will pay to never have to look at that site again.

Question? Sure. Haaaaaaaaave you met me? Barney Stinson, professional adventurer.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-08-18 01:22 pm UTC (link)
I have no idea who'd you'd send the money to. The website is somewhat legendary.

Don't think I have. Mr. Stinson, a pleasure to meet you. I'm Hattie Jackson... also a professional adventurer.

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[info]its_legendary
2008-08-18 01:49 pm UTC (link)
Really? So, uh... you'll have to tell me about it sometime. I've kind of been forced into semi-retirement. On-the-job injury, you know.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-08-18 01:57 pm UTC (link)
For lack of a better job title. And I would, but I don't think you'd believe me. That said, how'd you hurt yourself?

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(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-18 03:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hattie_notqueen, 2008-08-18 04:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-18 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hattie_notqueen, 2008-08-19 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-19 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hattie_notqueen, 2008-08-19 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-19 09:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hattie_notqueen, 2008-08-19 01:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-19 05:00 pm UTC

[info]music_in_me
2008-08-18 02:38 pm UTC (link)
The Final Slap? You really don't make much sense...

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[info]its_legendary
2008-08-18 03:15 pm UTC (link)
That's okay, sweetheart. Just some... big, oafish clod I knew. He made me accept a punishment of slaps when I lost a bet.

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[info]music_in_me
2008-08-18 03:22 pm UTC (link)
Why would you do that? And... are you winking at me?

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[info]its_legendary
2008-08-18 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Because he was being, uh, mean to my date?

And no.

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[info]music_in_me
2008-08-19 01:45 am UTC (link)
Mean to your date? Oh. Well, okay, I guess?

Uh, I think you're doing it again...

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(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-19 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]music_in_me, 2008-08-19 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-19 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]music_in_me, 2008-08-19 12:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-19 04:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]music_in_me, 2008-08-20 01:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-20 02:25 pm UTC

[info]ultimafury
2008-08-18 06:49 pm UTC (link)
The Final what?

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[info]its_legendary
2008-08-19 01:03 am UTC (link)
The Final Slap. The coup de grace of the Slap Bet. It's a long story, a lot about defending a lady's honor.

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[info]ultimafury
2008-08-19 04:55 am UTC (link)
I suppose that's thoughtful, but perhaps you could have thought of a kinder bet.

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[info]its_legendary
2008-08-19 09:44 am UTC (link)
Such were the terms imposed by the slap-er.

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[info]ultimafury
2008-08-19 01:48 pm UTC (link)
I suppose one must play by the rules.

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(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-19 05:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ultimafury, 2008-08-19 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-20 10:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ultimafury, 2008-08-20 11:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-20 02:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ultimafury, 2008-08-20 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-21 11:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ultimafury, 2008-08-21 12:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-21 04:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ultimafury, 2008-08-21 06:48 pm UTC

[info]sleepswithlove
2008-08-18 08:06 pm UTC (link)
You have a friend with a ham-sized hand?

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[info]its_legendary
2008-08-19 01:04 am UTC (link)
Marshall Eriksen. Maybe ham-sized is a little bit of an exaggeration, but definitely beyond the average. He's a... well, galoot is the best word.

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[info]sleepswithlove
2008-08-19 01:27 am UTC (link)
Oh. Well, I don't think he's the reason why you are here. No matter how big his hand is.

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[info]its_legendary
2008-08-19 01:43 am UTC (link)
So I'm gathering. *sighs*

Anyway, uh... looks like I'm gonna need a guide. Someone to look out for me while I learn my way.

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[info]sleepswithlove
2008-08-19 01:47 am UTC (link)
Are you now? Well, I'm sure I could get my father-in-law to watch out for you.

Speaking of ham sized fists and all.

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(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-19 01:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sleepswithlove, 2008-08-19 02:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-19 09:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sleepswithlove, 2008-08-19 01:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-19 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sleepswithlove, 2008-08-19 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-20 10:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sleepswithlove, 2008-08-20 02:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-20 04:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sleepswithlove, 2008-08-21 12:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-21 11:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sleepswithlove, 2008-08-22 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]its_legendary, 2008-08-22 10:37 am UTC

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