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Tweak says, "cm punk wants respect, dammit!"

Dr. Henry Jones Jr. ("Indiana") (whipandfedora) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2013-04-22 08:13:00

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!network post, alex summers / havok (616), amy pond, andrea rojas, anya corazon / spider-girl (616), ben reilly / spider-man (616), bridget jones, buffy summers, carol danvers / captain marvel (616), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), darcy lewis, evelyn carnahan, fox mulder, gwen stacy (mcu), helena g wells, indiana jones, ivy lynn, jaina solo, janet van dyne / the wasp (616), jessica drew / spider-woman (616), joan watson, lincoln lee (yellowverse), moya, nick grant, olivia dunham (redverse), pepper potts (mcu), peter parker / spider-man (616), sam winchester, sherlock holmes (elementary), spike, tony stark / iron man (616), winifred "fred" burkle

Iskenderun's changed since last I passed through. Eight hours ago.

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	oldparkerluck 2013-04-22 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whipandfedora 2013-04-22 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldparkerluck 2013-04-22 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	Big fan, sir. Doctor? Mr. Jones? Sir? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whipandfedora 2013-04-22 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Call me Indiana; I don't grade your homework. This key they gave me - it's to a room, right? A room with a bed? Nothing funny? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldparkerluck 2013-04-22 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	~~Be cool be cool becoolbecool~~ You got it, Indiana. I'm Peter, by the way. Yeah, it's all legit. No scams, no hidden clauses that promise your firstborn to indentured servitude, no cloaked ninja hiding behind the door when you step in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whipandfedora 2013-04-22 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	The ninja thing's more common than you'd think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldparkerluck 2013-04-22 01:46 pm UTC (link)
	Not so much in New York. You might get ambushed on the street, though. Has anyone explained the terms fangirls and fanboys? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whipandfedora 2013-04-22 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	They an indigenous tribe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldparkerluck 2013-04-22 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, they're pretty widespread. Sometimes they speak the native tongue, but other times it might just sound like yelling over sobs of joy. They're fairly harmless, just mind that you keep some distance between yourself and them. A nice little buffer zone would work. Or you could just run away. Both effective tactics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whipandfedora 2013-04-22 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	I can create a buffer zone. They know me, yeah? Like you people seem to? Some prophet writing down his interpretation of the stars. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldparkerluck 2013-04-22 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, yeah. Did the lovely folks at SHIELD explain about how in this world, you're kinda this super awesome guy from super awesome movies? I'm not bursting that bubble, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whipandfedora 2013-04-22 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	They mentioned something about a picture, yeah. They mentioned a lot of things. Aliens? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldparkerluck 2013-04-22 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	There you go. You're pretty much famous on a crazy level. NO PRESSURE, THOUGH! Just be you, and it'll be just fine. Aliens as in some attacked NYC not long ago, or some live in the tower? Both true. I'm not helping, am I? Too much at once? ...not enough? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Private to Peter theotherparker 2013-04-22 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	Remembering how to breath there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Peter/Ben oldparkerluck 2013-04-22 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	Ben, I just had a conversation with Indiana Jones. BEN. INDIANA JONES. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Peter/Ben theotherparker 2013-04-22 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, Pete. Guess what? I think he lives on my floor. I could bump into him. If I can make it through the throng of girls that'll be following him around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Peter/Ben oldparkerluck 2013-04-22 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Good luck on that last part. No, really. Good luck. The guy'll be lucky if he can even find space to breathe at this point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Peter/Ben theotherparker 2013-04-22 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'd say I have the upward angle covered, but Carol might claim that airspace. So. Wow. This place really is Candyland. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Peter/Ben oldparkerluck 2013-04-22 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	I'd say just stick to the bar thing. Considering the day he's having, he'll be down there in no time, and you can lend your sympathetic ear. And then ask him to autograph your shirt -- not your lacy unmentionables. Keep it classy, Ben. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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theotherparker
2013-04-22 06:32 pm UTC (link)

Hey, in the been there, done that, I'm willing to pay for his drinks for the night. Because not everyone can be as lucky as us and be all set and buzzed after just one drink.

Well, those lacy unmentionables... you know how small they can be. Only good for one signature and I'd really want Han's and Indy's signature on the same item. Going to have to go more creative than a shirt though. Because a shirt can go missing from my closet far too easily.

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	Private to Peter/Ben oldparkerluck 2013-04-22 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah. Parkers are lightweights, but look at the bright side! Less money spent when you do want to get drunk. Which is, y'know, rare. Well, for me. There's a myriad of equally stupid coping mechanisms that I love more. Is this where I talk you out of tattoos? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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theotherparker
2013-04-22 06:58 pm UTC (link)

Except Kaine and his tequilas. Or that's the Parker talking big thing. Oh, hey, in case you haven't figured it out yet, anything over two beers and you puke your guts out. It's not pretty. You're welcome. So, yeah, punching out criminals much better coping than the drinking.

Awwww, but I was going to try and reclaim my non-existent California resident status by getting a tramp stamp. You life ruiner you.

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oldparkerluck
2013-04-22 07:06 pm UTC (link)

Hypothetical tequilas. I'm not actually sure what he got up to short of what news broke out about Houston getting their own spidery guy. I suspect BBQ dining was part of it, too. Maybe mechanical bulls. Also all the other stereotypes because that is how we Parkerses roll.

How 'bout this? You can get a tattoo if you stop dying your hair. That way people just need to tell us to take our shirts off if they need to tell us apart. Foolproof.

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theotherparker
2013-04-22 07:21 pm UTC (link)

Sad thing? We'd totally rock the mechanical bull. He'd be their god. God of mechanical bull riding. He's so popular they make him wear the cowboy boots and hat while swinging around the city. Because he's that cool.

I see your evil plan. You're just looking for any excuse to take your shirt off. Not that I'm seeing any fault in this plan. Other than all those pesky places that deny service in the absence of shirts.

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oldparkerluck
2013-04-22 07:26 pm UTC (link)

Rock that mechanical bull with no hands, you mean. They'd speak of him in legend and myth. Unless he took a shot and got thrown off in two seconds. That'd kill that dream real fast.

Hey, if the werewolves in Twilight can live shirtless, then the Spider-Men from Queens can do it, too. I'm just sayin'. We're never gonna get a following unless we change our marketability.

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