Private to Peter/Ben
Hypothetical tequilas. I'm not actually sure what he got up to short of what news broke out about Houston getting their own spidery guy. I suspect BBQ dining was part of it, too. Maybe mechanical bulls. Also all the other stereotypes because that is how we Parkerses roll.
How 'bout this? You can get a tattoo if you stop dying your hair. That way people just need to tell us to take our shirts off if they need to tell us apart. Foolproof.