The Wild Hunt

Good evening to all of you
By any chance does anyone know how to retrieve an ID? I seem to have misplaced mine...

[Filtered to Umber Falsten, Lazuli Lapre, Tourmaline Riviére, and Koal Clay]

It was getting a little too quiet, ay? Looks like that fiend on the news's on a barbecuing rampage. Anybody in the mood to play hero?

Prayer to Preacher

O Preacher, God Born of Knowing,
Lord of Learning and the Pursuit of Truth.
Hear my prayer, I beseech thee, and answer.

It has been eight godsdamned months. Will you please answer me?

The God's Hope are here. Did the Gods send them? Or do the portals here surpass even the Gods?

Where's the wine around here? Honestly if I'm going to end up in an entirely new time and place for the second time in a month, I want to at least be able to drown my confusion in dessert wines and sweet liquor. The name's Scottwick Faneuil, it's nice to meet you all!

I think you're all very cool, but FYI if anyone lays a hand on Koal Clay, Lazuli Lapre, or Umber Falsten, I will personally make your life a living hell in creative and very unpleasant ways. Koal, of course, is exempt from this. Umber, you're not.

By the way, has anyone taken one of these devices apart before? I don't want to end up unable to talk to anyone if I can't put it back together but I'd love to see the insides.

Residents,

The Department of Anomalies is looking for test subjects willing volunteers to participate in a rip experiment. Participants will act act an anchor for rip stabilization in a nonviolent and noninvasive study. If the experiment succeeds, you may witness the creation of a stable portal to your world of origin.

Interested parties are to inform the Department of their desire to participate as soon as possible.