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Something odd.. is happening. I don't know how, but I think something's wrong with me. It's little things. Like, a window cracked when I looked at it for a while. I was crossing the street and when a car almost hit me, I just thought they should get a flat.. next thing I know, there's a tire blowout.

When I watched Jeopardy on TV last night, I called out the answers, and I was right on every one. Somehow, I just knew the answers. Ohh, and when I walk by the pet store window? All the animals hissed, tweeted, barked, or whatever they do. Seriously, this is messed up. I'm wondering if there's any other strange kids out there like me.

Mommy? Can I come and sleep with you tonight? Pretty please?

Arthur, Gabriel, STOP IT.

I'm ashamed of you both.

I wanna hug. And ice cream.

Adam, I maintain that I'm going to kill you.

Bastard.

Three new bottles of lube: $10.00
Good massage oil: $35.00
Getting to have sex with your once-dead lover again: Priceless.

God I think I love this place.

I don't like it here. I'd rather be back fighting in World War II.

Okay, you people seriously need to stop freaking out!

It's giving me a migraine. ):

Whoa. Okay, not really what I had in mind when I said I was lookin' for some action.

Anyone got a clue what the hell's going on?

B, I think we oughta be diggin' into this one. You in?

Romana, I grow tired of this world!

I am lucky that the metal box can trans-cribe my words, but... it does not make this place any kinder to my senses.

Oh dear God.

This can't be happening.

This is a bit odd, even for me. I figured I'd have enjoyed my time off for Halloween and go back to work at the Times afterward. But for some reason, it seems that I don't have a job there. Even though I know for a fact that I've been working there for more than just a couple years.

I'd think my boss would have recognized me. Then again, some of the workers there do look a bit younger than how I remembered them. Time travel, maybe? I had not thought it was possible. Maybe the rift had something to do with this, I don't know.

Alfred? I'd appreciate it if you'd give me a warning the next time you decide to pluck me out of school and randomly drop me in an unfamiliar apartment complex.

Fantastic!

Mr. President...how exactly would you like me to explain this one? I don't really think that 'act of the rift' will go over well with the media.

Um . . . Dad? Is it just me or is this place weirder than it normally is?

. . . Huh. Shane? Where the hell are you, and what did you do? This isn't funny and definitely not Stars Hollow

Um . . . has anyone seen my wife?

This isn't exactly the New York trip I was expecting, although it's not exactly unprecedented. I think I'll follow the President's lead and use this as an opportunity to take a break, I strongly advise my co-workers to do the same. It will probably be a slightly more productive than complaining about being ten years in the past.

I thought the world was weird enough already, and then all this happens...

...For the record? I'm still the same old green girl from before.