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Adam, I maintain that I'm going to kill you.

Bastard.

What...why would someone leave something like that?

Oh god...oh fucking...I'm going to be sick.

Fuck...all that blood...

Pepper officially isn't allowed out without supervision. She ends up punching out teachers.

Mr. Destruction...I really think you're a terrible influence on our dear, sweet Pepper.

Oh... crap.

I guess it's good that my apartment's nice. I have a chaise lounge, that's kind of nice.

So... what's fun to do here? Since I can't leave.

Being dead was a lot like being on an episode of Trisha. As entertaining as it was, I’d rather not do that again.

Yeah, being dead is entertaining when your life is a supernatural soap opera. Dying on Good Friday and coming back to life on Easter just proves that it’s a funny supernatural soap opera.

Any Jesus jokes will result in me killing you. Apart from Brian, he has a couple of freebies due to the fact that he put up with everyone’s shit and made sure nobody saw me naked while I was dead. He’s also the only person that can actually keep sane in a crisis. I know, even I’m surprised.

Brian’s freebies cannot be bought from him with money or sexual favours. I decide who gets to make the Jesus jokes. Brian doesn’t control who I do and do not kill.

This isn’t exactly how I was expecting to spend my Christmas. Not that I’m complaining, it’s just not what I was planning.

I don’t suppose anyone could tell me where I am?