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Pepper officially isn't allowed out without supervision. She ends up punching out teachers.

Mr. Destruction...I really think you're a terrible influence on our dear, sweet Pepper.

Fucking hell...

Oh... crap.

Hel-looooooooooo, Prideview!

Who missed me?

Alright this is interesting. I won't even ask how I got here.

i miss BARNABAS.

SO ich hABe ein KätZcHEn geKAUFT.

will call HER Plippy Ploppy Cheesenose.

she even HAS my eyes.

This is not where I imagined ending up...and it's definitely not Point Pleasant.

Someone want to tell me what is going on here?

I haven't had any post it notes slide under my door lately. Is nobody dying anymore, or are we just leaving the souls in the bodies now?

Being dead was a lot like being on an episode of Trisha. As entertaining as it was, I’d rather not do that again.

Yeah, being dead is entertaining when your life is a supernatural soap opera. Dying on Good Friday and coming back to life on Easter just proves that it’s a funny supernatural soap opera.

Any Jesus jokes will result in me killing you. Apart from Brian, he has a couple of freebies due to the fact that he put up with everyone’s shit and made sure nobody saw me naked while I was dead. He’s also the only person that can actually keep sane in a crisis. I know, even I’m surprised.

Brian’s freebies cannot be bought from him with money or sexual favours. I decide who gets to make the Jesus jokes. Brian doesn’t control who I do and do not kill.

You really wanna know the best part about Easter?

You get hit on by fucking douchebags in Bunny costumes. At least with Santa, you can tell if he's at least a half-way decent looker. But no thank you, Cottontail. Keep your carrot tucked between your legs.

God, I hate people.

I am finally done with my fifteen page report on Ventriliquism for my Theater class. I don't even know why I'm even taking theater. It just takes all of that beauty out of the free shows they put on down in Central Park. Now I, unfortunately, know the difference between stage right and stage left- and I don't even have to use the curve of my fingers! That's just such a bummer..

So, what am I to do all this spankin' new free time on my hands, you ask?

That's funny- I was just wondering the same thing.

If only I weren't so caring and compassionate, I'd shut off the whole 'prayer line' because sometimes it just gives me a headache.go

You know, I'm starting to like this city. Definitely more enjoyable than Chicago. Although, not sure if I was seeing things.. when I looked up, could've sworn I saw a red blur or something. Only for about a second.

( Adam Young )

Hello, people. I'm a new resident to Prideview.. I find this place interesting. My name is Damien Thorn, I am also the CEO of Thorn Industries. And I have an organization of individuals who seek to make this world a better place. Disciples of the Watch.

So, what do you all do for fun around here? Any parties at all? I'd certainly hope so, considering it's New York.

Never thought I'd come back to New York.

I’m going to regret saying this but I’m a bit bored. My homework is done, it’s Sunday night and I’m a bit bored.

See, now I’ve said that something insane is going to happen. A dragon or a Dalek or something is going to suddenly appear in the living room. Or I’m going to find out that I have a long lost sister from Aberdeen who dyes her hair pink and wears a leopard print cat suit.

I’m not sure if those things are worse than being bored or not.

Okay. Why the hell am I in New York? I have a meet tomorrow.

Someone better talk or they'll be eating their lunch through a straw.

The Beatles have officially taken over my head-space. Great.

And as for complete and total boredom; it's like a disease.

Pepper, dearest. How's about you and I do somethin' super-duper awesome?