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Well this is new. New apartment for a new start.

I know, I know. It has been a while since I spoke to my dearly devoted public. You must all be so very disappointed not to hear from me. I can practically hear the wailing from here.

Now, now, things I should do.. ah, yes! I should probably keep up with the Joneses! Martha, dear sweet Miss. Martha Jones, how is the love life? Going well? How's the sister? I hope she hasn't been getting into any trouble, it would be terrible to see little Letitia hurt, wouldn't it?

Oh, Captain, my Captain! How is the little team? Everyone good, everyone healthy? How's little Ianto? I do hope his arm has healed nicely. It would be terrible if it left a mark, don't you think?

Hello, Doctor! How's the family?

( Private to Suzie Costello )

( Mum )

I can't believe it's almost summertime around here. That's a bit exciting, isn't it? Anyone got any exciting plans? Y'know, plans that don't involve world domination or something like that?

( Private to Captain Jack Harkness )

Fuck. I need to get drunk.

Well look at that.

I guess death didn't take.

Well, Tosh, I'm still alive. So that answers that.

In the interest of full disclosure I feel the need to tell you all something important.

I died. Got shot in the chest by a psychotic doctor that almost killed Martha, I was a prat and then I died.

Then I was here.

That’s about it.

So can we go back to doing our jobs now?

What the bloody fucking hell is all this, then?!!

Gwenny- if this is some sort of Torchwood joke, you're the only one laughin'.

If I have to stare at this screen for another minute I'll go nuts. I've been looking at it for hours and I'm no closer to figuring this equation out.

I guess I need a break.

Well, looks like I'm back in a shop. ..Again. How's that for a surprise?

( Doctor )

I’m not even going to fucking ask how I ended up in New York City of all places.

No. Wait. I am going to ask.

How the fuck did I end up in New York City?!