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Okay, it's been a brilliant weekend!

( Private to Martha Jones )

You'd think that finding a PR job in one of the financial capitals of the world would be easy, but it's really not. It's easier to ignore the Master than it is to get a job around here at the moment. Yes, it is possible to ignore him, some of you lot should try it sometime.

I'm not sure if I mentioned it, Martha, but I'm really glad you're back. I missed you. Now I'm never going to mention that again and we can go back to normal, okay? Good!

Well, well, well, it looks like little Martha Jones is back with us. Your sister did miss you terribly. I was afraid I'd have to go and comfort her and make sure she was alright because you never know what will happen to such a little thing like her in a big bad city! She could fall in with the wrong crowd! Or even have something terrible happen to her. We wouldn't want that now, would we?

So welcome back, Miss. Martha Jones. I am looking forward to seeing you in person.

As for the rest of you darling little people that are getting into so much trouble at Torchwood, I haven't forgotten any of you. You'll all be getting a little visit from me soon enough. After all, what's life without some fun and games?

I think I'm getting the hang of this place. I would like to talk to some people though, and figure out how people are ending up here, if anyone knows.

Tish, breakfast?

Am I too late?

I am in the right world...right? It didn't go wrong?

Doctor? Donna Noble?

The Earth...it's back?

I know, I know. It has been a while since I spoke to my dearly devoted public. You must all be so very disappointed not to hear from me. I can practically hear the wailing from here.

Now, now, things I should do.. ah, yes! I should probably keep up with the Joneses! Martha, dear sweet Miss. Martha Jones, how is the love life? Going well? How's the sister? I hope she hasn't been getting into any trouble, it would be terrible to see little Letitia hurt, wouldn't it?

Oh, Captain, my Captain! How is the little team? Everyone good, everyone healthy? How's little Ianto? I do hope his arm has healed nicely. It would be terrible if it left a mark, don't you think?

Hello, Doctor! How's the family?

( Private to Suzie Costello )

The new job is... interesting, to say the least. It's good though. At least I'm not working for a psychopath... for once.

I also went out on a date with a nice guy. A bit geeky. But nice. so, Riley, want to go out again? Maybe to the movies?

It looks like my life is actually getting back to something resembling normal. About bloody time.

Well, well, well… isn’t it so nice to see Torchwood being one happy little family. Weddings and fiancés and sisters are all coming out of the woodwork, aren’t they?

Oh yes, I noticed that little Letitia, little Tish is here. She was such a good little maid. Such good help.

I hope you’re all happy together, Torchwood. You know it won’t last for long.

Now, where did I leave my Fruit Pastels?

Oh my god, I'm getting married!

How the bloody hell did I end up here? One minute I was getting on the tube to go to a job interview for a new PR job and the next I’m here in New York. An apartment building in New York. It’s insane and mad and how did I get here?!

Christ, I hope I know someone here or mum’s going to blow her top when I call to say that I’m in a different country!

Ianto's being released from the hospital today if someone can come down to fill out paperwork and take him home.

Edit: Nevermind, Ianto's coming home with me.

I have come to the conclusion that painkillers are wonderful.

Yn anhyfreg bendigaid.