Well, this place isn't half-bad, compared to the ad for it.
May 25th, 2008
May 13th, 2008
Bloody Americans.
March 14th, 2008
Well, well, well… isn’t it so nice to see Torchwood being one happy little family. Weddings and fiancés and sisters are all coming out of the woodwork, aren’t they?
Oh yes, I noticed that little Letitia, little Tish is here. She was such a good little maid. Such good help.
I hope you’re all happy together, Torchwood. You know it won’t last for long.
Now, where did I leave my Fruit Pastels?
Oh yes, I noticed that little Letitia, little Tish is here. She was such a good little maid. Such good help.
I hope you’re all happy together, Torchwood. You know it won’t last for long.
Now, where did I leave my Fruit Pastels?
March 9th, 2008
In the interest of full disclosure I feel the need to tell you all something important.
I died. Got shot in the chest by a psychotic doctor that almost killed Martha, I was a prat and then I died.
Then I was here.
That’s about it.
So can we go back to doing our jobs now?
I died. Got shot in the chest by a psychotic doctor that almost killed Martha, I was a prat and then I died.
Then I was here.
That’s about it.
So can we go back to doing our jobs now?
March 5th, 2008
Jack? What's going on? I haven't heard from you lately and after what happened with your friend....it makes me a little nervous.
February 20th, 2008
Disgusting.
February 15th, 2008
Ianto's being released from the hospital today if someone can come down to fill out paperwork and take him home.
Edit: Nevermind, Ianto's coming home with me.
Edit: Nevermind, Ianto's coming home with me.
February 14th, 2008
This place is so completely...infuriating...sometimes.
February 13th, 2008
I’m not even going to fucking ask how I ended up in New York City of all places.
No. Wait. I am going to ask.
How the fuck did I end up in New York City?!
No. Wait. I am going to ask.
How the fuck did I end up in New York City?!
Huh.
Here's hoping New York isn't as strange as L.A.
Here's hoping New York isn't as strange as L.A.
February 12th, 2008
I have come to the conclusion that painkillers are wonderful.
Yn anhyfreg bendigaid.
Yn anhyfreg bendigaid.
February 10th, 2008
( Jack )
Okay. Why the hell am I in New York? I have a meet tomorrow.
Someone better talk or they'll be eating their lunch through a straw.
Someone better talk or they'll be eating their lunch through a straw.
Oh Captain, my Captain, and you band of little friends. There is something for you on my doorstep. Try not to make a noise when you’re picking it up, me and the missus are trying to watch TV.
February 9th, 2008
I'm going to go get Ianto back.
As for the rest of you, I suggest sticking together before he starts picking us off one by one.
And then, I'm gonna kill him and his stupid blond wife.
As for the rest of you, I suggest sticking together before he starts picking us off one by one.
And then, I'm gonna kill him and his stupid blond wife.
Valentine's is such a lovely little holiday.
We should do something, Harry. If you're done playing by then.
We should do something, Harry. If you're done playing by then.
Valentine's is a fucking waste of time.
Just sayin...
Just sayin...
February 8th, 2008
This place is so odd. Things that shouldn't exist...that can't exist...they do.
So fascinating.
So fascinating.
Humans need pixie dust.
They are proving quiet...BORING
They are proving quiet...BORING