Prideview Random

What the hell is it this time? Fantastic stuck here again.

It's so wonderful to see so many smiling faces, these days!

Yet, I find myself vastly unentertained. That just won't do, boys and girls.

On a scale of one to ten, one being drunk and ten being wasted, where do I fall to end up in a different city when I wake up? Eleven? Twenty two? Going for twenty two. Don't recall getting wasted, but hey, it happens. Not lately, but you know, it did. So it can. And it has. Go figure. Shit

... the hell?

What is this? I leave for a few weeks, and come back to find all Hell breaking loose?

I suppose I should chide you all for being naughty. But that's just so damn hypocritical.

Oh this is interesting.


Much different than what I expected.

Oh New York, how I've missed you.

It's good to be back.

Seems like a nice little city. See what kinda fun I can stir up.

Alright this is interesting. I won't even ask how I got here.

On occasion I love being me more then other times.

This is definitely one of those times.

Satan, darling, are you busy?

This place just isn't going to be big enough to work. I'm going to have to make "modifications" to the apartment. By modifications I mean reconstruct this place until it doesn't suck as much.

If only I weren't so caring and compassionate, I'd shut off the whole 'prayer line' because sometimes it just gives me a headache.go

Hello, people. I'm a new resident to Prideview.. I find this place interesting. My name is Damien Thorn, I am also the CEO of Thorn Industries. And I have an organization of individuals who seek to make this world a better place. Disciples of the Watch.

So, what do you all do for fun around here? Any parties at all? I'd certainly hope so, considering it's New York.

Oh my but the temptations are great here, aren't they?

So many of you buying and taking and using so much. It just warms my little heart.

Um, when I said I needed a change? I didn't mean THIS big of a change.

Though, the older guy isn't such a bad deal.

I believe I've found the smaller, female with severe mental problems.

She's very cute.

Why am I always this bored? This isn't good.

I know what it is. It's because it's Christmas. Ugh. If there's one thing I hate more then anything else, it's Christmas.

I should declare this holiday Satanmas and have everyone bring me presents. Like people to torture and screw. Maybe together. Maybe not.

Huh.

Guess I'm back.

For the record? The body in the basement: It wasn't me. I put mine on display.

My little demon, you probably shouldn't say such dirty things in a private forum. What ever will the humans think?

I'm bored, and we all know what happens when I'm bored.