Pax Letale

uhm... is anyone around? i'm not feeling very hot and i think hospital? i dont want an amulance...

someone?

Where did my husband go?

Greetings Fellow Residents Old & New,

It has been far too long a time since I have posted a public entry here on the oh-so-convenient apartment forums. Indeed, I have been quite busy with a great many number of awfully important agendas and endeavors, that unfortunately have lead to my lack of time and motivation to inform you all of something of large significance.

I now have the opportunity to announce that Elijah in apartment #904 is my cousin. Not only is he related to me by blood (and this is why he's so handsome.) he also happens to be my favorite cousin. When he lies and says he isn't on the forums, we will all now know the truth, now won't we? You heard it here, kids. He's related.

To me.

Sincerely,
Mr. V. Laurent.

I'm sorry we didn't get to talk at lunch the other day. Would you be interested in coming down for a cuppa sometime?

I've never had to do this before I don't have any idea what to say I'm not interesting Hi neighbors. What? Neighbors? I'm not Mister Rogers

Hey everyone. My name's Elijah - or Eli if you want, most people call me that - and I just moved into the building. Do people actually use this forum thing or no? It seems like a cool idea. But anyway, I'm sorry if the traditional 'moving in' noises are annoying. No one seems to be on the ninth floor so it's pretty quiet up here? I don't have much stuff anyway so it didn't take me long to get situated. I've been hearing horror stories about the elevator but so far it's worked fine for me. And apparently a girl was beaten in the park nearby? No way I can tell my dad that. He'd make me come home faster than a stupid meme moves on the internet

I'm a native Californian so I didn't move here from any strange exotic land, I'm taking community college classes, and I hope to study Astronomy someday. And the song 'California Gurls' just sucks, sorry, but it's true. That's probably all boring, isn't it? I don't have a car so I'm a big advocate for public transportation. I don't even have my license so But I'd really rather hear about you so I'll just stop typing. Uh

Thanks for reading.

Naea is feeling quite peckish while working on Algebra homework (why math always made her hungry, she'd never know) and realizes that she hasn't really taken the time to poke at her friend who mysteriously also arrived very near the same time as she did to Pax. On a whim, she ceases her penciling in of x-(4+71)24 to pick up her cell.

Ring...

Hello All,

There was an error in the order I placed and the bakery sent me 13 orders of a bakers-dozen cup cakes. They are all red velvet and to die for!

Would anyone like any or could any one please suggest a place I can donate them to? They did not charge for the error and I would hate to see them go to waste.

Please let me know as soon as possible,

With best wishes,
Honey Skye Griffin-Laurent of P3

[continued from here]

::ring ring::

Uhm. There’s this bookcase in my living room that... is falling apart. I don’t know what happened and I think I might just give up and throw the thing out if I have to use my hammer on it again. So. Uhm. Would anyone want to lend me a hand?

Of course, if you’re busy, it’s okay! I just thought I’d ask since... well. That’s the kind of thing neighbors do for one another, right?

I just moved in. So. I think I’m your neighbor now?

Emma Sheridan. I live up in 1003. I can read your tarot if you’d like. I mean. In exchange for the help?