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Vincent (king_of_gods) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-09-21 23:23:00

Entry tags:

endymion, raijin, selene, zeus

Public from P3A
Greetings Fellow Residents Old & New,

It has been far too long a time since I have posted a public entry here on the oh-so-convenient apartment forums. Indeed, I have been quite busy with a great many number of awfully important agendas and endeavors, that unfortunately have lead to my lack of time and motivation to inform you all of something of large significance.

I now have the opportunity to announce that Elijah in apartment #904 is my cousin. Not only is he related to me by blood (and this is why he's so handsome.) he also happens to be my favorite cousin. When he lies and says he isn't on the forums, we will all now know the truth, now won't we? You heard it here, kids. He's related.

To me.

Sincerely,
Mr. V. Laurent.

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	somnum_dormire 2010-09-22 10:00 am UTC (link)
	What? I demand a blood test. We are so going on Maury. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-22 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	I hope you're not the father. You're too young for that shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somnum_dormire 2010-09-22 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	I'm only four years younger than you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-22 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Do I have kids? Exactly. Le Fin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somnum_dormire 2010-09-22 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	~~I really wouldn't be surprised if you had some you didn't know about~~ No, of course not. Hey, can I ask you something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-22 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	It was really hard for me not to make a joke about you asking me something, I deleted at least three things -- go ahead and ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	904/P3A somnum_dormire 2010-09-22 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Only three? I'm impressed. Well, uh. What do you know about apartment 1003? Anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 904/P3A king_of_gods 2010-09-22 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't that where my cutie pie cheerleader lives? Emma? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-09-22 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	Are we announcing relatives on here now? Cause all mine live in Japan, so I don't think I'll be able to introduce anyone on here. Hey you! Vincent, I was wondering if that job offer was still on the table. Maybe we can talk about it sometime soon? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-22 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	Aren't you so secluded and honest! It's like watching a special about people being integrated from a colony, but seriously folks... I have the script in my penthouse. It's a short for a web series and usual storyboard man is on tour promoting his artwork and crap -- come by whenever. My wife's been gone or ignoring me lately anyway, so it's perfect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-09-22 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be up later today, if that is cool? Sweet! That is awesome...uh, wait, I mean about the storyboard job...not about your wife ignoring yo...um, I'll just shut now. See ya later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-09-22 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	If I come up to your apartment and you start talking to me about business with no pants on, I don't think I'll ever be able to take you seriously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)