PARABOLICAL, A PAN-FANDOM RPG

Who: Matthias Cronqvist and Integral Hellsing
What: Distraction! From the internets.
Where: Castlevania
When: Last evening
Rating: PG 13
Status: Ongoing

( At least he hasn't discovered WoW )

Who: Matthias Cronqvist and Integral Hellsing
What: Talking in the Castle
Where: Castlevania
When: This Afternoon
Rating: R
Status: Ongoing

( I close my eyes, only for a moment and the moment's gone... )

Who: Lana Lang; [OPEN to anyone but the usual. Lana needs to meet more people.]
What: Christmas shopping!
Where: Shops and streets.
When: Mid-morning, Black Friday.
Rating: TBD.

( She should have started shopping months ago... )

Who: Matthias Cronqvist
What: Shennanigans
Where: LA
When: Halloween Night
Rating: PG 13
Status: Ongoing

( He dressed as himself for Halloween, that was frightening enough. )

Who: Daken (Open)
When: Just arriving in the city, early evening
Why: The boy needs to find a place to crash
Where: Down town LA.
Status: Open
Rating: PG 13

( Something wicked this way comes )

Who: Matthias and Integral
What: Halloween Costume Shopping
Where: ... the Mall
When: This afternoon
Status: Ongoing
Rating: TBD

( The Master of Castlevania and the Hellsing Heir walk into a Spencers. .  )

Who: Matthias Cronqvist, Integra Hellsing
What: Reunion
Where: Castlevania
When: Backdated when Elaine brought back the dead
Rating: PG-13. Some violence (aka Integra isn't very fond of vampires sneaking while she sleeps. Just ask Alucard)
Status: Complete

( O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? )

Who: Matthias Cronqvist & Integral Hellsing
Where: Castlevania
When: Backdated to the night and the morning after Pollution's destruction
What: Character death
Rating: R
Status: Complete

( [If Integra had been lucid, she would thank God for her feverish hallucinations. There was no shame to be taken by illness just like her father, but she would have chosen a warrior’s death] )

Who: Matthias, Integral and Open to Others
What: Hunting
Where: Downtown LA
When: This Evening
Rating: TBD
Status: Open

( Son, know your enemy as I would have them know my son... )

Who: Matthias Cronqvist and Integral Hellsing
What: The "Alucard" subject
Where: Castlevania
When: Once Integra gets a good sleep. After this.
Rating: PG. Some fluff.
Status: Complete.

( Coping with her loss )

Who: Selene (Open, really.....seriously OPEN)
When: A few nights after she hung out with Logan
Why: Needed to get out. Hoping for trouble. Or someone to drink with. Who knows.
Where: Just walking randomly. She could be anywhere in the city.
Rating: PG (for now)
Status: Hopefully in progress.

( One tequila, two tequila, three tequila...MORE! She is a vampire kids, it'll take more then 3 to send her falling to the floor. )

Who: Matthias Cronqvist and Integral "Blenner" Hellsing
What: Conversations post-hunt
Where: Castlevania
When: After Close Encounters of the Cathy Kind
Rating: TBD
Status: Ongoing

( Every vow you take, every claim you stake, I'll be watching you. )

Who: Integra Hellsing, Cathy Hyatt and (later) Matthias Cronqvist
Where: Streets
When: Evening
What: Meeting
Rating: TBD
Status: In progress

( The reach of his word ended with him and did not apply to none of his monstrous soldiers )

Who: Integra & George.
When: Early Afternoon.
Where: Petes Cafe & Bar.
What: An identity misunderstanding.
Status: In Progress.
Rating: TBD. American & British cursing?

( All she wanted to do was to celebrate the traditional Afternoon Tea in peace. )

Who: Integral Hellsing and Matthias Cronqvist
What: Spending Time Together
Where: Castlevania
When: This evening
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13


( God knows even angels fall. )

Who: Matthias, Buffy, Spike, Integral (Posting Order)
What: A visit to the castle.
Where: Castlevania
When: Yesterday evening
Ratings: TBD
Status: In Progress


( Welcome to my parlor.... )

Who: Integra Hellsing & Matthias Cronqvist (& Misc Castlevania monsters?)
What: Sit, boy! When vampires need a smacking.
Where: Castlevania.
When: After this.
Status: Complete
Rating: No further up than PG-13.

( She did not come this far to be stopped by a closed door )

Who: Lindsey McDonald and [Open to multiple tags]
When: The morning after this.
What: A very hungover Lindsey
Where: Streets
Rating: TBD (PG at the very least)

( Alcohol was evil. )

Who: Drake (In Abe Whistlers skin)
What: Just taking a stroll
When: Morning
Where: Pier
Rating: TBD
Status: Open

( Going undercover. )

Who: Integra Hellsing & Lindsey Mcdonald.
What: Looking for a spell/ritual to get her out of LA.
Where: Magic shop, downtown.
When: early in the evening.
Rating: PG.
Status: Complete.

( Theban Books and Antiques was the sign craved on decaying wood in front of the shop. Theban was the name of the alphabet of witches: A magic store. )

Who: Integra Hellsing & Matthias Cronqvist.
Where: LAIFC, LA Fencing Club.
What: Sabre Fencing Practice.
When: Around 3 PM (Sabre pratice hour for men & women there).
Status: Complete.
Rating: PG-13.

( The sword and the invisible enemy were her real concerns this time. )

WHO: Ariel & Integral.
WHAT: Stocking up on anti-vampire stuffs.
WHEN: After their chat on the boards.
WHERE: Ariel's apartment.
RATING: PG.
STATUS: Complete.

( This is definitely not like shopping back home. )

Who :: Matthias, Buffy, Faith, Jack, Spike, Clark, OPEN (Posting Order)
What :: Storming Castlevania
Where :: Castlevania
When :: This Evening
Rating :: R?
Status :: In progress

( The natives are here ... and they have a flag )

Who :: Matthias Cronqvist, Open to Everyone
Where :: Castlevania
When :: Late Evening
What :: A mysterious castle appears at the edges of Los Angeles
Status :: In Progress (Open to Multiple Threads)
Rating :: TBD


( The Castle Appears )

who! buffy summers and [OPEN]
what! having lunch
when! this afternoon
where! an outdoor cafe near the hyperion
rating! tbd
status! incomplete

( Even Slayers need a break sometimes. )

WHO: Alice Cullen, Integral Hellsing
WHERE: streets of L.A.; TBD
WHEN: Tuesday, July 5; after dark
WHAT: Roaming the city.
RATING: TBD
STATUS: thread; in-progress

( she had never liked the unexpected )

Who: Integral Hellsing & Alucard
What: Truth Serum strikes at last
Where: It begins in the restaurant of their Hotel (Magic Castle Hotel)
When: Afternoon
Rating/Status: TBD. Ongoing.

( Liar, liar )

Who: House, Sir Integral Hellsing [Open to All]
What: Arrives unexpectedly in the LA area
Where: La Brea Tar Pits Tourist Center
When: 12:27 p.m.
Rating: PG13 -- Drugs and Language, or, the Epitome of House

.....

"I'm sorry? Did you say something? I was distracted by your low-cut blouse. It reminded me of the melon stand at the county fair," House said as he limped into the elevator, his cane clutched in one hand and his red coffee mug in the other.

"You can't leave. You still owe me three clinic hours today!"

Cuddy was exasperating. But that was no different than any other day. Except that today her blouse seemed to be a little bit lower than usual. Or maybe that was just House imagining that it was a little lower than usual. She obviously wanted him. Nothing like cleavage at lunch time to get a man going! And Cuddy was so good at cleavage. Even when she wasn't trying to be. Was it her secret talent? Maybe it was a superhero power. Albeit a lame one. Flying would be cooler. Or turning your own flesh into a Capri Sun state ala Alex Mack. But poor Cuddy. Her only super endowment was her -- well, super endowment.

The elevator door began to close and House leaned to the side to catch the last glimpse of her disgruntled face before he headed upstairs.

"Does anyone actually buy that line? Seriously. How many times must I say? I won't have sex with you! Not at work!"
( Good god! Is that woman wearing a fanny pack?! )

Who: Schrödinger and OPEN
Where: Downtown L.A. rooftops.
When: May 9, afternoon.
What: Schrödinger is attempting to find Integra Hellsing without being noticed.
Status: In progress
Rating: TBD

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Who: Aubrey, Caryn Smoke, Sir Integral Hellsing, Alucard (Posting order)
What: Researching
When: Saturday, April 30th, after lunch
Where: L.A. Public Library

( A Researching we will go... )

WHO: Alucard and Sir Integral Hellsing
WHAT: Arrival
WHEN: Evening
WHERE: The streets of L.A.
RATING: PG-13 to R it just depends.
STATUS: In progress
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