PARABOLICAL, A PAN-FANDOM RPG

WHO: Nathan Petrelli, the Joker
WHERE: confinement
WHEN: Monday, May 15, 2006; afternoon
WHAT: The crazy clown lawyered up.
RATING: TBD
STATUS: thread; in-progress
NOTES: May assignment.

( There were certainly puns aplenty to be had with this situation, but Nathan wasn't cracking the jokes right now. )

WHO: Cathy Hyatt, Jaenelle Angelline, the Joker, Lindsey McDonald, Remy "Thirteen" Hadley
WHAT: Welcome versus Unwelcome
WHERE: the Los Angeles Welcoming Center
WHEN: early evening
RATING: HIGH for VIOLENCE
STATUS: log ; COMPLETE

( Really, would these people -ever- learn? )

Who: Batgirl and The Joker
What: With the Joker? Batgirl only wish she knew
When: Evening, close to sun set
Where Streets of LA
Rating: TBD, but likely high
Status: Incomplete

( The last 'brother' she had run into had killed her violently while she was trying to save someone else. )

Who:Terry and the Joker
What: An escape attempt gone badly.
When:Backdated to Wednesday night.
Where: Abandoned basement of a hospital.
Warnings: character breaking?

( the price of freedom )

Who: Terry McGinnis and the Joker
What: Be vewy vewy qwiet! Hunting BATS!
Where: Several miles from MacArthur Park
When: [BACKDATED] evening, while the gun giveaway is going on.
Rating: PG, for some mild violence
Status: log ; COMPLETED!

WHO: Alema Rar and the Joker
WHAT: Alema has hostages she doesn't know what to do with, well she's new to this without her bugs to help her
WHERE: a downtown address
WHEN: Late evening
RATING: Likely High
STATUS: In Progress

Who: The Joker, and one unfortunate family.
What: Finishing the day with a bang.
Where: Oh, here and there.
When: Dusk
Rating: R for violence and death of a child
Status: Narrative ; complete

( Now, are you sitting comfortably? )

Who: Jared Nomak & Joker
What: Jared’s torment grows
When: Evening
Where: Around the darker areas of L.A
Rating: Very High
( the Clown Prince and the victim of pain )

WHO: The Joker, NPCs, & OPEN to Sharpay Evans (as well as anyone else who wants to join).
WHAT: Joker is in disguise and selling the poisoned tap water in bottles.
WHEN: Shortly after everyone starts blabbing on the graffiti boards.
WHERE: A CVS store and random sidewalks of LA.
RATING: M.
STATUS: In progress...
WARNINGS: As usual, it's the Joker. He's not nice. I do not write him nice. Be prepared should you choose to read this thread.
NOTE: I'm in a fiction course and we had to draw six words from a hat and create a story, sometimes being told to start the sentence with 'but,' etc. This is my story.

( Lead shot in your mood shooter, choose your poison, have a drink with your painkiller, take us down. )

WHO: Harley & Joker.
WHAT: A night out!
WHEN: Tonight.
WHERE: A casino eventually, I'm guessing. XD
RATING: TBD, likely high.
STATUS: Incomplete.

( Ohhhhhh, Mistah Jay~~~! )

Who: Gwen Stacy, NPC photographer and The Joker
What: The Joker is crashing her photoshoot
Where: first floor of a rented out abandoned warehouse
When: lets say last night around 9pm
Rating: R; violence, and all that other stuff that isn't appropriate for kids and those sensitive to the subject

( Read more... )

WHO: The Joker, OPEN to ALL Hyperion Residents
WHAT: Reservation
WHEN: Funny, he didn't have a watch.
WHERE: Hyperion Hotel Front Door
STATUS: Incomplete
RATING: M (Everything that comes out of his mouth is potentially X-Rated/Offensive)

( All Right Stooges... Where's My Room? )

Who: Joker, Eve, and a whole mess of people
Where: Toys R Us
When: Midday
What: Joker holding Eve and a bunch of people hostage inside a toy store


Joker still had Eve by the arm as he led her off to a large building. As they round the corner, giant letters on the front of the building could be read as 'TOY'S R US'.
"See? I told you it'd be fun! We're goin' TOY SHOPPING!"
As they entered the store, Joker removed some explosives from inside his jacket and placed them in the door ways. He then approached the check out aisle and grabbed the mic at the register announcing of the PA system,
"Attention shoppers! Everything in the store HALF OFF....including your heads! HEHEHAHAHAHAHHOOHOOOHOOHOOOOHAAAA! This place is wired. Touch a door and you lose the game, actually, we all lose the game, so parents! Keep your kids on a leash!"
He turned over to Eve.
"Now darling, you can get one thing, and ONLY one. And don't make it aisle 6 again, money doesn't grow on trees!"

When: Night time
Where: Metropolis Pharma, LA Branch
Who: Joker, Eve, (Later Ivy)
What: Hostages and possibly a rising body count
Rated: R

The limp body of a security guard flew through the frontmost doors of the commercial building. Landing on his back, the guard was revealed to be dead, but had a giant, inhuman, smile on his face. The Joker followed in brandishing a silver pistol.
"HONEEEEEYYYYYYY I'M HOOOOOOOOOME!"