PARABOLICAL, A PAN-FANDOM RPG

who| Mal Reynolds and [OPEN to any and all who'd like to come gawk at the spaceship.]
what| Mal's got ninety-nine problems; and being in a spaceship in 2005 is one.
where| Random McPark, LA
when| Afternoon
rating| PG-13 (For potential Chinese cursing.)
status| Thread, Open, Incomplete.

( 'Kaylee, I know you're upset 'cause the Doctor and River got themselves all dissapeared..' )

who| Future!Sylar [In diguise!] and [OPEN]
what| Brains, brains, who's got the brains?
where| Out and About; LA
when| Evening
rating| PG-13 and Up, depending.
status| Thread, Incomplete, and Open

(  He would have thought he had some power that could make a towel less scratchy, but no such luck. )

who| Drusilla and [OPEN]
what| TV Time.
where| A random upper-scale apartment in LA.
when| Evening. It would be a very short post otherwise.
rating| PG-13, to be on the safe side.
status| Thread, incomplete, and OPEN.

( The microwave had taken some getting used to, but experimenting with times had helped while away what it took to find which channel Passions was on. )

who| Heidi Petrelli and Noah Bennet.
what| Heidi vs Horror Movie.
where| A Grocery Store near the Hyperion.
when| The begining of the worst of the madness.
rating| PG-13, for bodies and scantily clad zombie women.
status| Thread; Incomplete.
notes| I blame whoever it was that brought up Frying Pans as weapons.

( There is a FRYING PAN. Will you take it? )

who| Heidi and Nathan Petrelli
what| What doesn't kill you is just paving the way for what will.
where| The streets; LA
when| October 17; Evening.
rating| PG-13
status| Narrative followed by thread; Incomplete.
warnings| Character death.

( Sometimes you're meant to survive the big things. )

who| River Tam and [OPEN to Simon Tam and others at the Hyperion]
what| Slightly more attractive now that she's all non-corpsified.
where| The Hyperion Lobby, LA
when| During the decorpsification of those who passed in the Apocalypse.
rating| PG/PG-13, depending on wether or not River starts swearing.
status| Thread, Open

( River Tam was working on her reply when she came back into existance with a sneeze. )

who| Drusilla and [OPEN to multiple threads, villians in particular and preferred.]
what| A random convention of evil, complete with snacks.
where| A marginally popular nightclub in LA.
when| October 8; Evening.
rating| Anywhere from PG-13 and possibly up, depending on what levels of violence occur.
status| Thread, Open, and Incomplete.
notes| Villains are welcome to mingle with eachother in their own sub-threads/branch-off posts, and randomly go forth and wreak havoc in the name of Drusilla's loosely constructed agenda. Invitations will have been spread selectively, and mostly by mouth, though physical invitations to those such as key demon clan representatives or particularly active and respected baddies would have been sent.

( Welcome to my party. )

who| Drusilla and [OPEN]
what| Enjoying the evening.
where| Out and about the city.
when| October 1; Evening
rating| PG-13 for neck-snappery
status| Thread; Incomplete and Open.

( The End was coming, a Slayer was dead, and she was halfway to feeling well-fed. It was a wonderful night. )

who| River Tam, Pollution, and Death.
what| The Genius versus the Equestrian.
where| Someplace; LA.
when| Wednesday; October 1st
rating| PG-13.
status| Thread; Incomplete.
warnings| Character death.

( First time I have read the Bible, it had struck me as unwitty. )

Who: Brooke Davis, Peyton Sawyer, OPEN
What: Friendship bonding, new place confusions
When: Brooke and Peyton have just been dropped off in the AU! discovering new places..
Where: In a cafe
Rating: PG (tea, anyone?)
Status: In progress

who| Heidi and Nathan Petrelli, [OPEN to both Claire Bennets, and other Hyperion Residents]
what| As bribed to Peter, Heidi makes lasagna.
where| The Hyperion Kitchen; LA
when| Monday, September 1st; Afternoon.
rating| TBA, but unlikely to be high.
status| Thread, incomplete, and open.

( I've discovered that the way to approach a fair number of the tribulations faced here is to think about the actions people in horror movies take; and then proceed to do the exact opposite. )

who| Heidi Petrelli, Buffy Summers, and Spike
what| Crazy straws, Nyquil, and Motherly instincts.
where| The Hyperion; LA
when| Following this graffiti post.
rating| TBA, most likely G/PG.
status| Thread; In progress.

( That a sick person should never be forced to fetch their own liquids was a concept that Heidi felt should have been universal. )

who| Arthur Petrelli and [OPEN, though I'd prefer to hold off on a Petrelli reunion.]
what| Arthur arrives, and begins gaining his bearings.
where| McRandom Street; Los Angeles
when| Directly following this; Late Afternoon.
rating| TBA
status| Thread, incomplete, and open.

( Whatever had brought him here, it was not an advocate of soft landings. )

who| Heidi and Nathan Petrelli.
what| Sneaking in to see her sleeping husband.
where| The Hyperion; LA
when| Evening; After Nathan has completed the Bar.
rating| F for Fluff.
status| Complete!

( I like where you sleep, when you sleep next to me. )

WHO: The Fifth Doctor, Anakin Skywalker
WHERE: Fifth's TARDIS
WHEN: early afternoon
WHAT: A TimeLord and a Force Master walk into a bar
RATING: TBD
STATUS: in-progress

( This was, by far, the most perplexing situation he'd found himself in to date. )