PARABOLICAL, A PAN-FANDOM RPG

WHO: Han and OPEN
WHAT: Han arrives in L.A.
WHERE: In the sky above
WHEN: Sometime after his kids run away from battle
STATUS: In progress

Han shook his head as his the world spun in front of him. The world wasn't really spinning; the Falcon was. His ship was in a spontaneous roll as he came out of...somewhere. One moment he had been in space, moving himself from Yavin 4 to Coruscant. He had just attended the promotion of his children from apprentices to Jedi Knights, and he was certainly proud of them. His babies were growing up before his eyes. Just yesterday they had been infants in his arms. Now they were toting lightsabers and fighting for peace and justice throughout the galaxy, with limbs left all over the place. It was enough to bring a tear to his eye.

Of course, it would if he wasn't worried for his existence right now. Wrestling with the controls, he managed to right his ship, and did a fly by. He was apparently over a city of some sort, it was raining, and there wasn't another ship in sight. He activated his scanners, hoping his ship didn't pick right now to start sputtering. He could find nothing really that advanced anywhere.

"May have to land somewhere on this mudball...even Ammuud was more inviting than here, though."

Finding a road near the sea, Han followed it, heading toward the green mountains nearby.

WHO: Owen Harper & Suzie Costello
WHAT: A conversation they should have had a long time ago.
WHERE: Suzie's hotel
WHEN: April 12; Late Evening
RATING: PG [for now]

( She was alive. He wasn't sure whether to be horrified, happy, or ill. )

WHO: Edward and OPEN
WHAT: Arrival!
WHERE: ...a street!
WHEN: Evening-ish. Not that one can tell, right now.
RATING: TBD.
STATUS: In Progress


It was supposed to be the perfect day, the day of his wedding to Giselle. They'd known each other for so long, several hours by now, so a wedding was clearly the next step!

But something had happened, something... bad. Bad things weren't supposed to happen in Andalasia, not to people like Giselle! But she'd fallen, he'd heard her cry, and there really had only been one thing to do. What sort of man, what sort of prince would he be if he didn't follow her?

Buckling his swordbelt around his waist, Edward gave a florid bow to the castle and a vow to return, and leapt into the well.

It was a very long fall. He started getting worried about five minutes in, concerned about Giselle and the state of her dress after a fall so long. She was a delicate creature, after all, fair and lovely, and surely such a high fall would damage something? Perhaps a shoe?

Nevertheless, he would prevail. He would save his beloved from whatever fate she had fallen into, and find some humble, hard-working cobbler to repair her shoe, or a group of seamstressing mice to mend her dress. And he would carry her until her shoe was fit for wear again!

When he popped out of the street, sending the manhole cover flying, he immediately went on guard -- so many dragons! Fierce, brightly-coloured things with glaring eyes and -- people inside them! The fiends had eaten peasants!

Unsheathing his sword, Edward posed manfully, shouting, "release your prisoners, foul beast, before I slay you!"

WHO: Ginny Weasley & OPEN
WHAT: A trip outside, even though she's been telling everyone to stay inside
WHERE: City street
WHEN: April 13th, close to noon
RATING: PG

( Bloody muggles... )

Who: Sylar, Charlie McGee
What: Sylar's on another list...Charlie's.
Where: One of L.A.'s numerous, nondescript motels.
When: Evening
Rating: TBD
Status Complete

( I've eluded capture, killed dozens of people, and even almost ended the world. Yet here I sit, mocked by a single picture. )

Who? The Doctor & Susan.
Where? Susan's TARDIS.
When? Lunchtime.
What? Susan needs to teach her grandfather a few lessons about the way human women think.

( Bloody humans. )

WHO: Dominique Weasley and OPEN
WHAT: A seriously pissed off Slytherin.
WHERE: Out in the streets.
WHEN: Maybe around lunchtime?
STATUS: In progress
RATING: PG-14, perhaps? She's a bit of a gutter mouth sometimes.

( Perhaps in Slytherin, you'll make your real friends,those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends. )

Who? The Doctor & Martha Jones.
Where? The beach followed by the TARDIS.
When? After his lunch with Susan.
What? The Doctor is reunited with another former companion. And Martha gets some clothing.

( And now he had someone else to meet... )

Who: Sharpay Evans and OTA
Where: Some random stinky hotel and the streets outside of it
When: April 13, sometime after her post here
What: Sharpay arrives in LA! (Psst, to all the dudes, Sharpay is in nothing but a red negligee with a sheet overtop - thought you might wanna know ;) stfu I've done nothing but study crap for three days straight!)
Status: Incomplete
Rating: TBA

( This is not what I want, this is not what I planned... )