The Golden Neep IC

Who: Monte Cameron, Justin Finch-Fletchley, special cameo by Harvey Finch-Fletchley.
What: A hard talk after a nasty experience
When: Monday, 26 February, post Falcons/Wanderers match
Where: Monte’s Flat, Falmouth, later Longhaven House, Edinburgh
Warnings: Probably language

( You need ice. Which is the extent of my first aid knowledge, but we're two reasonably intelligent adults. How hard could it be? )

Who: Alec Urquhart and Maggie MacDougal.
What: Two idiots are let loose on what may or may not have been a date.
When: Friday, March 16, after the Whizz Hard party. (Begins during/after these comments.)
Where: Around Glasgow.
Warnings: Language and awful children.

( Nopenopenopenope. )

TO: Ernie Macmillan
FROM: Michelle Cheung
DELIVERED: 16 March 2000

( Sent by Royal Mail )

Who: Meaghan and Hamish and the Rannoch Moor McDucks
What: Flying
When: Late Monday evening, 12 March 2000
Where: Rannoch Moor
Warnings: Language, emotional whiplash

( Why, you scared of ducks? )

Who: Anyone related to Scottish Quid/Affairs/Press/Books in general (so pretty much all of you if you want) and all current and past members of both teams (NPCs welcome!)
What: The release of the Golden Neep companion book
When: March 16th 8pm
Where: Portree and Montrose clubhouses
Warnings: Language maybe? Drinking

( Whizz Hard Books is proud to present... )

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Caerphilly Catapults (6-5-0 0.545) versus Holyhead Harpies (3-7-0 0.300)
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Play Started:2000-03-16 at Dartmoor Triennium (Welsh Natl)
Snitch caught in : 2 hours, 26 minutes
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Caerphilly Catapults : 200
Holyhead Harpies : 220
Congratulations, Holyhead Harpies
( Not sure what Threepwood was doing. She beat Goswick, but it would've been better not to catch the snitch... )