The Golden Neep IC

-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Holyhead Harpies (2-3-0 0.400) versus Montrose Magpies (4-0-0 1.000)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Play Started:1999-11-16 at Dartmoor Trillennium
Snitch caught in : 3 hours, 2 minutes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Holyhead Harpies : 120
Montrose Magpies : 550
Congratulations, Montrose Magpies( Not the cleanest game ever, was it? )

( LEAGUE STANDINGS )

Who: Alasdair Buchanan and Papa Olivier
What: Alasdair has an important discussion to have with his girlfriend's father...
When: The day after the Magpies play the Harpies
Where: The Buchanan-Olivier home in Dunvegan
Warnings: Here be cats!

( Alasdair liked his girlfriend’s parents. He really did. However... )

[Jason]
Excellent match, mate. Or should I say Captain?
Cartoon doodle of Jason in his tiara with Mandela

[Public]
So excited for everyone to see what Jason will be flying on the broom racing circuit. A quidditch broom and racing broom have different needs. Another reason to go custom.

[Montrose + and Owners+Jamie, after the Game]
First, I would like to congratulate each and every one of you on today's win.

Second, in light of Mr. McEwan's recent resignation, I have stepped in to perform any public relations duties. If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to reach out to me. I would rather be proactive to any story––positive or negative––rather than reactive.

I hope to make this transition as easy as possible and look forward to working with you all.