ϟ FISSURES COMMUNICATIONS ϟ

I didn't consent to this. This is criminal behaviour and I want to be returned right now.

Chuck damn. I'm impressed, Zenner. Seriously. Did you really move the entire Vegas strip to Hong freaking Kong? I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

While you get points for creativity, your timing kind of sucks. I really don't care about missing winter finals, but I had tickets to go see the Bitches this weekend. Not cool. And while we're on the subject of things that are not cool; who came up with the ~magical journal~ idea? I mean, it's cute and all. But, seriously, DNW. Where's my tech? GIMMIE GIMMIE.

Sound off! Who else is here?

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Can you believe this? Too weird. And kind of awesome? But weird. A little fucked up, even. But they seem cool.


And let's recap THIS fucking example of my genetic heritage:
-- Dad, married to Claire.
-- Fail Dean, hardcore serious about Buffy.
-- New Dean, used to be serious about my mom.
-- Zenner Dean, married to Jo.

I wish I could call Dad up right now just to be like DUDE EVERYTHING YOU EVER SAID ABOUT FINDING 'THE ONE' WAS BULLSHIT.