Some dream.
I thinks someone's trying to play a joke on me and for once I don't think it's very funny. If I had to make a wager I'd say that I know who the culprit is, and I'd also guess something went very very wrong, so let me just lay it out right here:
Padfoot, you win, whatever trick it was you were trying to play on me. Put me back in the cottage and you can show me whatever potion or charm you used, and I'll tell you where you went wrong.