I'm going to die alone and it's going to be because the stupid Singles auction thing is on the night of the Full Moon.
The other night, I definitely didn't mean to correct you regarding the complications that might arise from a charmed broom; of course you are well versed in such eventualities, and I was merely stating the obvious. Either way, I hope I didn't seem condescending at all. Tone is so difficult to discern in these journals, so I just wanted to make that clear.
Unrelatedly: is there any truth to the rumour you are going to be coaching the Daredevils?