WARD TO CULLEN MACDOUGAL
Are you fucking alive?? I'm just going to come kidnap your wife and child because they're much cuter.
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I hate snow. Which is fun because it seems to always be snowing here, even in the sodding summer?? Thankfully, it was just a marketing gimmick, but I think I might need to move to Jamaica or anywhere in the Caribbean really.
Anyone who enjoys the winter want to try to explain the appeal to me? Because I don't see it.
Are you fucking alive?? I'm just going to come kidnap your wife and child because they're much cuter.
END WARD
I hate snow. Which is fun because it seems to always be snowing here, even in the sodding summer?? Thankfully, it was just a marketing gimmick, but I think I might need to move to Jamaica or anywhere in the Caribbean really.
Anyone who enjoys the winter want to try to explain the appeal to me? Because I don't see it.