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Clients! Potential clients! Don't visit The All-Seeing Eye today. However, because I still want your money, let's visit the Towering Dwarf instead! I've arranged for a private room.
"Why Veronica," you may ask, "why don't you want us at your usual place of business?"
"I'm glad you asked," I say. "It's because the [insert expletive here] cooling charms have magically turned to heating charms overnight, and it's a whopping 34 degrees in this office. If you crave the ambiance of a rainforest minus the rain, it's your dream office. If you're me, it's hell."
The pros are coming to fix it later this afternoon, but it's Friday and I trust no one. See you at the Dwarf! Stay hydrated!
"Why Veronica," you may ask, "why don't you want us at your usual place of business?"
"I'm glad you asked," I say. "It's because the [insert expletive here] cooling charms have magically turned to heating charms overnight, and it's a whopping 34 degrees in this office. If you crave the ambiance of a rainforest minus the rain, it's your dream office. If you're me, it's hell."
The pros are coming to fix it later this afternoon, but it's Friday and I trust no one. See you at the Dwarf! Stay hydrated!