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Tweak says, "Eyebrow"

Bo Dennis (bornoffae) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-05-13 01:34:00

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bo dennis, danny williams, dream, harry dresden, juno weasley, kenzi, parker, regulus black, sirius black, spike

( Filtered from children )
~~I can't believe I'm doing this~~

So, I hear there's quite a few supernatural individuals in the city.

Would any of you be interested in occasional no-strings-attached sex?

I swear it's not as sketchy as it sounds. I'm a succubus and I sort of need the sex. And it's just safer with ~~fae~~ supernaturals than it is with humans.

I can promise it'll be worth your while.

~~Oh! No werewolves~~ ~~No, that just sounds species-ist~~ ~~But they get so territorial~~ ~~And it makes me miss Dyson~~ No werewolves, please.

( Kenzi )
I am so less smooth on the internet.

And now that I've publicly humiliated myself, want to order pizza?

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	bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:05 am UTC (link)
	Sorry. Took it in the Frankenstein, 'creepy monster' kind of way. I advertised for supernaturals only. I have actively try to kill them and I'm not the violent sort. Just having sex won't do it. So yeah, it's kind of covered by my ad. If I'd said straight-up humans were welcome, I'd have added a clause for occasional fatalness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamgreyarea 2011-05-13 06:10 am UTC (link)
	I've given up on the thinking all mortals are creepy thoughts. This place simply gets odder and odder. Though if more sex keeps popping up I have to say it's changing for the better really. I'm Balthazar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Good to know. So people actually have sex here? From the way people are acting, I figured I'd stumbled into a Puritan society. Bo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamgreyarea 2011-05-13 06:19 am UTC (link)
	As far as I can tell. I don't personally know. I believe most people frown upon peeping toms. [Bo] Well Bo, I'd be happy to help you. My vessel is human but he's been through worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:21 am UTC (link)
	I've heard that. ( Balthazar ) Thanks. I appreciate it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo teamgreyarea 2011-05-13 06:22 am UTC (link)
	It's my pleasure, my dear. Never slept with a succubus before. Add it to the list of life experiences. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Balthazar ) bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:37 am UTC (link)
	My boyfriend back home always had good things to say about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo teamgreyarea 2011-05-13 06:40 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure his opinion is worthwhile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Balthazar ) bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:47 am UTC (link)
	So when are you free? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo teamgreyarea 2011-05-13 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Sadly my life here is dreadfully dull. So I've lots of free time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Balthazar ) bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Well, I promised Kenz pizza tonight. So how about tomorrow? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo teamgreyarea 2011-05-13 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Sounds perfect. Would you prefer just sex or anything else? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Balthazar ) bornoffae 2011-05-13 07:03 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't complain about hanging out or grabbing drinks. You're one of the few people here who doesn't seem to suck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo teamgreyarea 2011-05-13 07:09 am UTC (link)
	We'll take it as it goes then. If I turn out to be spectacularly awful in bed, I won't hold you to drinks. Though I haven't had any complaints yet. Sex seems to make people funny. Not always in the fun way though as the word would imply. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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