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Tweak says, "Ti voglio"

Bo Dennis (bornoffae) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-05-13 01:34:00

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bo dennis, danny williams, dream, harry dresden, juno weasley, kenzi, parker, regulus black, sirius black, spike

( Filtered from children )
~~I can't believe I'm doing this~~

So, I hear there's quite a few supernatural individuals in the city.

Would any of you be interested in occasional no-strings-attached sex?

I swear it's not as sketchy as it sounds. I'm a succubus and I sort of need the sex. And it's just safer with ~~fae~~ supernaturals than it is with humans.

I can promise it'll be worth your while.

~~Oh! No werewolves~~ ~~No, that just sounds species-ist~~ ~~But they get so territorial~~ ~~And it makes me miss Dyson~~ No werewolves, please.

( Kenzi )
I am so less smooth on the internet.

And now that I've publicly humiliated myself, want to order pizza?

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	arrogant_black 2011-05-13 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh, pity me, I'm a poor succubus, my lot is so hard, especially when someone isn't tempted by my allure. You want to live - guess what, someone's decided I've got to live too, but while I'm forced here I plan to live un-sexed by anyone. I'm just giving you a very clearly stated 'No' so we are all clear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:35 am UTC (link)
	I do not use my powers to get sex. Here's an idea. Not responding works as a no. I wasn't planning on going and asking each person individually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrogant_black 2011-05-13 06:41 am UTC (link)
	Here's an idea for you - I don't know you or your moral limits. And you wouldn't believe how many people tisk their pretty little heads and say 'well, you didn't say no.' I'm covering my bases. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-05-13 08:53 am UTC (link)
	Now, now children. Play nicely. Some people are trying to nap and I do not need your bad vibes waking me up. [Reg] I'll jinx her if you really want me to, but it'll have to wait until I'm awake. Now stop offending supernatural people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius arrogant_black 2011-05-13 09:04 am UTC (link)
	When it comes to this I'll offend whoever the fuck I want so long as in the end I feel safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Reg pad_foot 2011-05-13 09:17 am UTC (link)
	Then offend them once, and shut up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius arrogant_black 2011-05-13 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Why? ~~I'll stop when I feel safe.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Reg pad_foot 2011-05-13 09:24 am UTC (link)
	Uh... Because the more you piss people off, the less safe you'll be? Not that she's gonna jump you - I don't think she'll want to come near you now. Girls don't go for the 'complete prat who insults them' type - but her friends might set you on fire or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius arrogant_black 2011-05-13 09:38 am UTC (link)
	I don't care. They're the ones getting bent when someone tells her 'No', and marking it down as being 'judgmental'. She could recognize that not everyone finds her request witty and cute, nor her offer tempting. I'm not telling her to stop, nor am I calling her an abomination, I'm telling her to stay away from me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Reg pad_foot 2011-05-13 09:42 am UTC (link)
	I care. As soon as you get set on fire, I'll have to set someone on fire. And then they'll set me on fire, and my hair doesn't deserve that. ~~And it sure as hell sounds like you're being~~ ~~It doesn't matter if you mean it or n~~ ~~She'll still take it bad~~ So drop it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius arrogant_black 2011-05-13 11:01 am UTC (link)
	Right, the safety of your hair is what matters most. No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Reg pad_foot 2011-05-13 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	~~God, you're such a wanker~~ Yes. That's exactly what I meant. It's your funeral. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius arrogant_black 2011-05-13 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Right, asking you to be serious in a serious conversation would just be oxymoronic? So like my first time? Got it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Bo teamgreyarea 2011-05-13 06:59 am UTC (link)
	I know we haven't even officially met yet but I'm almost tempted to smite them for you. Though that could just be because who doesn't enjoy a good smiting now and again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Balthazar ) bornoffae 2011-05-13 07:02 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't blame you for it. Who knew people could be so judgmental. I'm just not going to fan the flames any more. They're giving me a headache. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo teamgreyarea 2011-05-13 07:03 am UTC (link)
	People love being judgemental. Angels too actually. I think that's how you can tell we have the same father. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Balthazar ) bornoffae 2011-05-13 07:04 am UTC (link)
	So is that what you are then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo teamgreyarea 2011-05-13 07:08 am UTC (link)
	Judgmental? No. Angel, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Balthazar ) bornoffae 2011-05-13 07:16 am UTC (link)
	I figured the first part. Wow...an angel. That's...weirdly awesome. Shut it, bitches. The angel doesn't disapprove. Your argument is invalid! Sorry, that was petty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo teamgreyarea 2011-05-13 07:17 am UTC (link)
	Well, to be fair, I'm not a very good angel. I think I'm stellar at it but some of my brothers and sisters might argue that point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Balthazar ) bornoffae 2011-05-13 07:18 am UTC (link)
	I think you're absolutely stellar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo teamgreyarea 2011-05-13 07:22 am UTC (link)
	Your opinion is probably better than most of theirs anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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