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Tweak says, "Well, bless yer li'l heart!"

Bo Dennis (bornoffae) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-05-13 01:34:00

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bo dennis, danny williams, dream, harry dresden, juno weasley, kenzi, parker, regulus black, sirius black, spike

( Filtered from children )
~~I can't believe I'm doing this~~

So, I hear there's quite a few supernatural individuals in the city.

Would any of you be interested in occasional no-strings-attached sex?

I swear it's not as sketchy as it sounds. I'm a succubus and I sort of need the sex. And it's just safer with ~~fae~~ supernaturals than it is with humans.

I can promise it'll be worth your while.

~~Oh! No werewolves~~ ~~No, that just sounds species-ist~~ ~~But they get so territorial~~ ~~And it makes me miss Dyson~~ No werewolves, please.

( Kenzi )
I am so less smooth on the internet.

And now that I've publicly humiliated myself, want to order pizza?

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	metamorpheus 2011-05-13 06:00 am UTC (link)
	In public? I hardly think that's necessary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-13 06:02 am UTC (link)
	How else is she supposed to find someone? Go up to everyone individually? You don't have to be all judgmental. If you don't like it, don't look at it. And here I thought I liked you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	metamorpheus 2011-05-13 06:05 am UTC (link)
	She is a succubus. She should have no trouble finding an individual and conducting her business privately. I warned you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-13 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Yeah and she's a good person. You don't get to judge her because of what she is. That's just being really fucking speciest. You did, now leave her alone. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:08 am UTC (link)
	So you're saying I should force someone into it, rather than looking for a willing partner? Yeah, I can see how that would be so much better. Let's get one thing straight. I don't use any powers to get people into bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	metamorpheus 2011-05-13 06:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm saying an attractive woman hardly needs to be a succubus to find a willing individual. But no--you have to ask the entire city. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:15 am UTC (link)
	A willing individual who is probably human. This is the easiest way to make sure they aren't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	metamorpheus 2011-05-13 06:19 am UTC (link)
	And if a human lies to get into your bed? Then what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Then they're idiots and I'll stop things before they get too far and send them packing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	metamorpheus 2011-05-13 06:30 am UTC (link)
	See that you do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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