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Tweak says, "Maybe you were."

Bo Dennis (bornoffae) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-05-13 01:34:00

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bo dennis, danny williams, dream, harry dresden, juno weasley, kenzi, parker, regulus black, sirius black, spike

( Filtered from children )
~~I can't believe I'm doing this~~

So, I hear there's quite a few supernatural individuals in the city.

Would any of you be interested in occasional no-strings-attached sex?

I swear it's not as sketchy as it sounds. I'm a succubus and I sort of need the sex. And it's just safer with ~~fae~~ supernaturals than it is with humans.

I can promise it'll be worth your while.

~~Oh! No werewolves~~ ~~No, that just sounds species-ist~~ ~~But they get so territorial~~ ~~And it makes me miss Dyson~~ No werewolves, please.

( Kenzi )
I am so less smooth on the internet.

And now that I've publicly humiliated myself, want to order pizza?

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	collectswallets 2011-05-13 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Yes! Please sleep with my best friend. She needs it, like uh y'know, like vampires need blood or something. IDK, but it's probably a good thing. For her. Plus she's way hot! [Bo] I'm so proud of you. Yes please, with extra bacon. You haven't humiliated yourself, it's just a necessity! You're fine! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Thank you for the ringing endorsement. ( Kenz ) Extra bacon. Got it. <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-13 05:54 am UTC (link)
	I will beat up anyone who gives you a hard time! [Bo] Maybe we should make it two pizzas. I'm feeling hungry. <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 05:58 am UTC (link)
	And this is why you're my bestie. ( Kenz ) Works for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-13 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Aw shucks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	collectswallets 2011-05-13 06:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm getting beer. ~~Men~~ People suck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, babe. They really do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-13 06:11 am UTC (link)
	No problem. Bah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:17 am UTC (link)
	Pizza will be here in 20. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-13 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Then I'll go make a beer run and try not to hit anyone in the kneecaps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Thanks. ( Kenz ) I did get one offer, from that Balthazar guy. I miss Dy. Hell, I miss Lauren. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo. collectswallets 2011-05-13 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh good! I don't miss anyone cause uh.. yeah. No, well I miss Dy too, but not like that of course. I'm sorry people are seriously stuck up around this piece. I thought they were cool and not judgmental. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

( Kenz )

bornoffae
2011-05-13 06:41 am UTC (link)

He's kinda cute and scruffy too. You know I like cute and scruffy.

We need to find you a guy. But clearly advertising on the network is out. It's fine though. They're assholes. Just gives me a good idea who not to hang out with.

Seriously, the one kid though. As if he's someone I'd want to sleep with. I'd have to card him or something before I'd even consider him.

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	Bo. collectswallets 2011-05-13 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Yeah he is. And you do. Eh, I'm sure everyone's written me off by now. Yeah they are assholes. I don't get how you can just jump right on someone for something like that. Like they know you at all, or what kind of succubus you are or anything. I wouldn't even touch him with a ten foot pole. And I guess I should have known better than to talk to Dream. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Kenz ) bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Nonsense. You're totally hot, Kenz. I'm just sticking with you. Screw the rest of them. You're all the friends I need. Never change. <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo. collectswallets 2011-05-13 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Of course I am, but I don't even know if I want to bother now. Besides, if I brought a guy home, they'd take one look at you and leave me in the dust. Exactly, who needs em? Just you and me, babe. Never ever <3 And I have beer! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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