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Bo Dennis ([info]bornoffae) wrote in [info]colligo_network,
@ 2011-05-13 01:34:00

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Entry tags:bo dennis, danny williams, dream, harry dresden, juno weasley, kenzi, parker, regulus black, sirius black, spike

( Filtered from children )
I can't believe I'm doing this

So, I hear there's quite a few supernatural individuals in the city.

Would any of you be interested in occasional no-strings-attached sex?

I swear it's not as sketchy as it sounds. I'm a succubus and I sort of need the sex. And it's just safer with fae supernaturals than it is with humans.

I can promise it'll be worth your while.

Oh! No werewolves No, that just sounds species-ist But they get so territorial And it makes me miss Dyson No werewolves, please.

( Kenzi )
I am so less smooth on the internet.

And now that I've publicly humiliated myself, want to order pizza?


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[info]arrogant_black
2011-05-13 06:09 am UTC (link)
Maybe you're posting this to give a friendly 'I'm a sex fiend by nature, no really, and I need to have sex or I die and I don't want to use one of the mindless locals 'cause that just doesn't get my jollies off so some of you volunteer before I just take it' warning.

Here's mine in return - stay away from me.

Glad we could understand each other.

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[info]bornoffae
2011-05-13 06:12 am UTC (link)
Excuse me, asshole.

1- I'm not using any of the locals, or any humans, because it might KILL them, and I'm not cool with that.

2- I would never take it.

3- You're a jackass.

Glad we understand each other.

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[info]arrogant_black
2011-05-13 06:18 am UTC (link)
I'm not a jackass, I'm protective, for very good reasons.


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[info]bornoffae
2011-05-13 06:19 am UTC (link)
You say to-may-to, I say jackass.

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[info]sacredvessel
2011-05-13 06:22 am UTC (link)
Just leave him alone, succubitch, you don't know anything.

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[info]bornoffae
2011-05-13 06:24 am UTC (link)
Look, he's the one who jumped on me.

He could have just judged silently instead of basically accusing me of being a rapist.

So step the hell off.

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[info]sacredvessel
2011-05-13 06:27 am UTC (link)
You can't seriously expect to go trolling for sex and not offend anyone.

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[info]bornoffae
2011-05-13 06:33 am UTC (link)
I'm not 'trolling for sex'. I'm surviving.

I'm sorry to offend your virgin eyes.

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[info]sacredvessel
2011-05-13 06:45 am UTC (link)
My eyes weren't offended until you insulted my friend for establishing his boundaries.

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[info]collectswallets
2011-05-13 06:27 am UTC (link)
Do not call her that. If he didn't want her to say something back, he shouldn't have opened his mouth.

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[info]sacredvessel
2011-05-13 06:29 am UTC (link)
Maybe she should have though about that before she posted.

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[info]collectswallets
2011-05-13 06:31 am UTC (link)
Heaven forbid she assumed everyone wasn't judgmental.

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[info]sacredvessel
2011-05-13 06:54 am UTC (link)
I don't care what she is, asking for sex is not the same as saying "Who wants to grab a hamburger?"

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[info]collectswallets
2011-05-13 06:56 am UTC (link)
That doesn't mean people need to jump down her back.

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[info]sacredvessel
2011-05-13 07:09 am UTC (link)
People should be able to say express the fact that they'd rather not have to read her personals without her getting offended.

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(no subject) - [info]collectswallets, 2011-05-13 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arrogant_black, 2011-05-13 07:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]collectswallets, 2011-05-13 07:47 pm UTC
Juno
[info]arrogant_black
2011-05-13 06:34 am UTC (link)
Succubitch is right up there with sphincter douche.

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Regulus
[info]sacredvessel
2011-05-13 06:48 am UTC (link)
I've got more where that came from.

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[info]arrogant_black
2011-05-13 06:23 am UTC (link)
Oh, I'm sorry, did I not take being referred to as dinner in the proper manner?

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[info]bornoffae
2011-05-13 06:26 am UTC (link)
Go fuck yourself.

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[info]arrogant_black
2011-05-13 06:32 am UTC (link)
Oh, pity me, I'm a poor succubus, my lot is so hard, especially when someone isn't tempted by my allure.

You want to live - guess what, someone's decided I've got to live too, but while I'm forced here I plan to live un-sexed by anyone. I'm just giving you a very clearly stated 'No' so we are all clear.

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[info]bornoffae
2011-05-13 06:35 am UTC (link)
I do not use my powers to get sex.

Here's an idea. Not responding works as a no. I wasn't planning on going and asking each person individually.

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[info]arrogant_black
2011-05-13 06:41 am UTC (link)
Here's an idea for you - I don't know you or your moral limits. And you wouldn't believe how many people tisk their pretty little heads and say 'well, you didn't say no.' I'm covering my bases.

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[info]pad_foot
2011-05-13 08:53 am UTC (link)
Now, now children. Play nicely. Some people are trying to nap and I do not need your bad vibes waking me up.

[Reg]
I'll jinx her if you really want me to, but it'll have to wait until I'm awake. Now stop offending supernatural people.

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Sirius - [info]arrogant_black, 2011-05-13 09:04 am UTC
Reg - [info]pad_foot, 2011-05-13 09:17 am UTC
Sirius - [info]arrogant_black, 2011-05-13 09:21 am UTC
Reg - [info]pad_foot, 2011-05-13 09:24 am UTC
Sirius - [info]arrogant_black, 2011-05-13 09:38 am UTC
Reg - [info]pad_foot, 2011-05-13 09:42 am UTC
Sirius - [info]arrogant_black, 2011-05-13 11:01 am UTC
Reg - [info]pad_foot, 2011-05-13 04:22 pm UTC
Sirius - [info]arrogant_black, 2011-05-13 07:32 pm UTC
Bo
[info]teamgreyarea
2011-05-13 06:59 am UTC (link)
I know we haven't even officially met yet but I'm almost tempted to smite them for you.

Though that could just be because who doesn't enjoy a good smiting now and again.

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( Balthazar )
[info]bornoffae
2011-05-13 07:02 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't blame you for it.

Who knew people could be so judgmental.

I'm just not going to fan the flames any more. They're giving me a headache.

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Bo - [info]teamgreyarea, 2011-05-13 07:03 am UTC
( Balthazar ) - [info]bornoffae, 2011-05-13 07:04 am UTC
Bo - [info]teamgreyarea, 2011-05-13 07:08 am UTC
( Balthazar ) - [info]bornoffae, 2011-05-13 07:16 am UTC
Bo - [info]teamgreyarea, 2011-05-13 07:17 am UTC
( Balthazar ) - [info]bornoffae, 2011-05-13 07:18 am UTC
Bo - [info]teamgreyarea, 2011-05-13 07:22 am UTC

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