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Tweak says, "Gondor has no pants."

Bo Dennis (bornoffae) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-05-13 01:34:00

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bo dennis, danny williams, dream, harry dresden, juno weasley, kenzi, parker, regulus black, sirius black, spike

( Filtered from children )
~~I can't believe I'm doing this~~

So, I hear there's quite a few supernatural individuals in the city.

Would any of you be interested in occasional no-strings-attached sex?

I swear it's not as sketchy as it sounds. I'm a succubus and I sort of need the sex. And it's just safer with ~~fae~~ supernaturals than it is with humans.

I can promise it'll be worth your while.

~~Oh! No werewolves~~ ~~No, that just sounds species-ist~~ ~~But they get so territorial~~ ~~And it makes me miss Dyson~~ No werewolves, please.

( Kenzi )
I am so less smooth on the internet.

And now that I've publicly humiliated myself, want to order pizza?

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	flickum_bickus 2011-05-13 06:25 am UTC (link)
	My half-brother is an Incubus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:27 am UTC (link)
	I've never met one. Hell, the only other succubus I've ever met was my mother, and she's not the good sort. So is it too much to hope you're not going to join the judgmental masses? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flickum_bickus 2011-05-13 06:40 am UTC (link)
	I've met plenty. I can count on one finger the number who cared to control themselves, but at least I know it's possible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:44 am UTC (link)
	I can't say it was always the case, but I didn't even know what I was until a few months ago. Once they explained it to me and I knew it was something I could control, I did everything I could to not hurt anyone with it. I guess it's just disappointing to see that most everything else is accepted here, and I'm still an outsider. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flickum_bickus 2011-05-13 06:58 am UTC (link)
	That's the White Court for you. They never do explain it until it's too late. You have to admit, sex is still pretty personal, even when it's "casual." If it wasn't, it wouldn't be nearly as satisfying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 07:00 am UTC (link)
	I don't want a relationship. I have one of those, and if he was here I wouldn't have to make a post like this. But I'm also not keen on dying or killing someone to get by. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flickum_bickus 2011-05-13 07:06 am UTC (link)
	I didn't say anything about relationships. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 07:18 am UTC (link)
	I'm just being up front about how things are. I wouldn't proposition you for sex anyway. You're practically a friend. It would be weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flickum_bickus 2011-05-13 07:29 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sure if I should be relieved or insulted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 07:31 am UTC (link)
	Be flattered. I won't have sex with Kenz either, and she's my favorite person in the world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flickum_bickus 2011-05-13 07:39 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you can find much better candidates any me anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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