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( A Call to Arms )

MORNING WORKOUTS YOU’LL ACTUALLY WANT TO DO, Page 03!

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?- THE WORST DRESSED, ( Page 13! )

LIAISONS IN LONDON, ( Page 25! )

( Ministry Institutes 24-Hour Surveillance. )

(Pretend I put this up yesterday and I'll actually get it filled in by the end of the day...)

Placeholder for Herald article about the Ministry press conference in which Aeneas basically stood up and said we clearly didn't kill any babies, look at this nice young halfblood woman and her baby born in July and now she's going to tell you all about the wonderful care she received at the Foundation Centre where no babies were killed at any time. And here is another woman who was due in July but lost her child through thoroughly natural causes and now she's going to tell you her horrible sob story and yell at you for daring to use her suffering to attack the Ministry.

Oh yeah, and the Foundation is starting a programme to provide counseling to grieving mothers, headed by Bellatrix Lestrange.

( SPECIAL RUSH EDITION: Shocking Photographs of Ministry Riot Suppression. )

( Libellous Quibbler Article Incites Violent Riots. )

MORNING RUNS- THE BEST WAY TO GET BACK INTO SHAPE, Page 03!

SAFEST PRAMS- ENSURE YOUR BABY DOES NOT FALL, Page 11!

LIAISIONS IN LONDON, ( Page 25! )

( Front page, Evening Herald )

placeholding Quibbler article I meant to do a few days ago but for some reason got into my head was due THIS COMING Sunday instead of last Sunday?


Topic being: VICTIMS OF BRAINWASHING RESCUED IN "REHABILITATION CENTRE ATTACK". Assume...idk, it was in the same issue as Smith's latest I guess...?

( SPECIAL RUSH EDITION: Ministry Insider Reveals Secret Government Atrocities. )

( St Mungo's Rehabilitation Centre Attacked Once Again. )

( WWN Nightly News With Rita Skeeter. )

The gist of this article will also be aired on the WWN.

( No catfight as Quibbler blacklisted )

( Quibbler Special Edition- 11 August. )

( Terrorists Frank and Alice Longbottom Dead at Last. )

THE END IS NEAR: WAYS TO SAVE UP THE LAST BIT OF SUMMER, Page 03!

WHY POLKA-DOTTED BOWTIES ARE ALWAYS A BAD DECISION, Page 11!

LIASIONS IN LONDON, ( Page 26! )

( WWN Nightly News With Rita Skeeter. )