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( A Call to Arms )

MORNING WORKOUTS YOU’LL ACTUALLY WANT TO DO, Page 03!

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?- THE WORST DRESSED, ( Page 13! )

LIAISONS IN LONDON, ( Page 25! )

( Ministry Institutes 24-Hour Surveillance. )

(Pretend I put this up yesterday and I'll actually get it filled in by the end of the day...)

Placeholder for Herald article about the Ministry press conference in which Aeneas basically stood up and said we clearly didn't kill any babies, look at this nice young halfblood woman and her baby born in July and now she's going to tell you all about the wonderful care she received at the Foundation Centre where no babies were killed at any time. And here is another woman who was due in July but lost her child through thoroughly natural causes and now she's going to tell you her horrible sob story and yell at you for daring to use her suffering to attack the Ministry.

Oh yeah, and the Foundation is starting a programme to provide counseling to grieving mothers, headed by Bellatrix Lestrange.

( SPECIAL RUSH EDITION: Shocking Photographs of Ministry Riot Suppression. )

( Libellous Quibbler Article Incites Violent Riots. )

MORNING RUNS- THE BEST WAY TO GET BACK INTO SHAPE, Page 03!

SAFEST PRAMS- ENSURE YOUR BABY DOES NOT FALL, Page 11!

LIAISIONS IN LONDON, ( Page 25! )

( Front page, Evening Herald )

placeholding Quibbler article I meant to do a few days ago but for some reason got into my head was due THIS COMING Sunday instead of last Sunday?


Topic being: VICTIMS OF BRAINWASHING RESCUED IN "REHABILITATION CENTRE ATTACK". Assume...idk, it was in the same issue as Smith's latest I guess...?

( SPECIAL RUSH EDITION: Ministry Insider Reveals Secret Government Atrocities. )

( St Mungo's Rehabilitation Centre Attacked Once Again. )

( WWN Nightly News With Rita Skeeter. )

The gist of this article will also be aired on the WWN.

( No catfight as Quibbler blacklisted )

( Quibbler Special Edition- 11 August. )

( Terrorists Frank and Alice Longbottom Dead at Last. )

THE END IS NEAR: WAYS TO SAVE UP THE LAST BIT OF SUMMER, Page 03!

WHY POLKA-DOTTED BOWTIES ARE ALWAYS A BAD DECISION, Page 11!

LIASIONS IN LONDON, ( Page 26! )

( WWN Nightly News With Rita Skeeter. )

( WWN Nightly News. )

Who: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Hestia Jones, Alice Longbottom, Doris Crockford, Rufus Scrimgeour, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Jo Savage, Carlotta Pinkstone, & Mary MacDonald.
What: Resistance Radio, telling it like it is! With voice changing potions for those who wish to remain anonymous.
When: 27 July 1980, 12:30 PM.
Where: It is a secret to everybody.

Status: Complete.
Rating: PG-13.

( Resistance Radio - 27 July 1980 )

( WWN Nightly News With Rita Skeeter. )

HELPFUL RECIPIES TO MASTER YOUR PLACE IN THE KITCHEN, Page 04!

A MORNING WITH THE MINISTER, ( Page 11! )

LIAISONS IN LONDON, ( Page 26! )

( 17 July - Evening Quibbler )

( Wizengamot Passes Verdicts for State Treason Trials. )

BEAT AWAY THE SUMMER FLU, Page 10!

TRUE LIFE READ! I BROKE CURFEW AND GOT CAUGHT!, Page 17!

LIAISONS IN LONDON, ( Page 26! )

( WWN Nightly News With Rita Skeeter. )

( Wizarding Orphanage Bill to be Proposed to the Wizengamot. )

( DMLE Press Release: Trials to be held on the 9th )

( Evening Quibbler; Wizengamot Members Imperiused by Terrorists )

A LITTLE FALL OF RAIN- PROTECTING YOUR CLOTHES FROM BAD WEATHER, Page 03!

NO MORE EMPTY CHAIRS AT EMPTY TABLES- WAYS TO ENSURE YOUR PARTY IS ATTENDED BY ALL, Page 14!

LIAISONS IN LONDON, ( Page 24! )

( Terrorists Attack St Mungo's Facilities. )

THE BOLD AND THE BEWITCHING SNEAK PEEK! CLARISSA BETRAYS THE FAMILY!, Page 04!

CONSTRUCTION BEGINS ON DAMAGED FOUNDATION CENTRE, ( Page 11! )
LIASIONS IN LONDON, ( Page 24! )

Who: Marlene, Hestia, Tibby, and Special Interviews from Chloris Burke, Hephaestus Burke, and Conrad Warrington.
When: Thursday evening at 8 pm, interrupting Minister Nott's Fireside Chat
Where: It is a secret to everybody
What: THE TRUTH! Resistance Radio, featuring voice changing potion for the speakers' protection
Status: Posted!

( Resistance Radio - 25 June )

( Wedding announcement placed in all of the local papers )

( Anti-werewolf groups interrupt awards ceremony )

( Chaos Interrupts Muggle-born Re-trials. )

( Quibbler: Fenrir Greyback, reformed werewolves, to be commended )

( Reformed Werewolves Save Tinworth Curfew Patrols. )

backdated to the 17th Quibbler article RE: Hags and Vampire + Rehab

( Reformed Werewolves to Join DMLE Curfew Patrols. )

( WWN Nightly News- 13 June, 1980 )

TAKE OUR QUIZ! WHAT MUSIC SPEAKS TO YOU?, Page 04!

JONAS MATTHEWS TELLS ALL, Page 14!

LIASIONS IN LONDON, ( Page 21! )

( Press Release from the Wizengamot re: Muggleborn Retrials )

( Announcement over WWN Wednesday evening )

( Press Release from the Office of the Minister for Magic re: Wizarding Heritage Protection Act Public Vote )

SELF DEFENSE MOVES TO PROTECT YOURSELF, Page 04!

SUMMER LOVIN, HAVIN A BLAST! TIPS FOR ROMANCE, Page 13!

LIAISONS IN LONDON, ( Page 26! )

Just a note that at 11:02 pm, Resistance Radio totally started going live from the roof of the safehouse overriding the main news signal of the WWN, with a quick announcement that this musical interlude was brought to everyone by Aeneas Nott, encouraging people to expand their horizons.

( Playlist, more to come after i read things omg )

( Press Release from the Under-secretary of the Minister for Magic re: Hostage Situation at the Foundation Centre )


( Press Release from the Under-secretary of the Minister for Magic re: Status of Marriage Bill Vote )

Press Release/List of Demands (not done prettily unfortunately so if anyone wants to do that, feel free)

- Aeneas Nott to stand down as Minister effective immediately and an open election to be held for a new Minister with no restrictions on who can vote. (Otherwise we'll just get whatever puppet they decide to put in. We're still likely to anyway but at least there's half a chance this way.)

- The Muggleborn prisoners who were sent to Azkaban are to have their cases reopened and re-investigated, this time using veritaserum and any other means to get the full and true story. Trials shall be by the full Wizengamot and open to the public. If they are found to be innocent, they are to be released immediately.

- Fenrir Greyback, Tabitha Pryce and their werewolves are to be sent to Azkaban or put down depending on the magnitude of their crimes.

- The ID card program is to be discontinued immediately and all cards are to be destroyed.

- The rehabiliation centre is to be open to a auditing by an independent committee to be established that must include no more than 4 and no less than 2 of purebloods, fullbloods, halfbloods and Muggleborn all of whom must have no connections either personal or familial with St Mungos or the Ministry. The committee must also include qualified healers who are independent of St Mungos. Any recommendations made by this committee must be implemented immediately by the rehabilitation program, up to and including shutting down the program.

- The borders must be reopened immediately and free travel allowed for all citizens irrespective of blood status.

- Legislation must be passed to forbid commercial enterprises from discriminating on the bases of colour, creed, sexual orientation and blood status

- The Marriage Bill currently before the Wizengamot is to be immediately renounced.

Who: Marlene, Remus, Hestia, Moody, Beth, Sirius
When: Sunday at about eleven AM, interrupting an interview with Minister Nott on the WWN
Where: It is a secret to everybody
What: THE TRUTH! Resistance Radio, featuring voice changing potion for the speakers' protection
Status: Complete!

( Resistance Radio - 31 May )

( The Daily Prophet Reduced to Rubble! )