TAPESTRY (tapestry) wrote in blurred_media, @ 2009-08-11 17:29:00 |
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L. Quirke In a shocking, and rather frankly disgusting, turn of events recently, the Ministry of Magic has defiled the corpses of recently murdered "terrorists", Frank and Alice Longbottom. Our readers will recall that it was reported by one Jeremiah Smith that Frank and Alice Longbottom were murdered a scant few days ago. The claim is that they were trying to poison the Tinworth water supply- a move that, if you'll recall, was done in the later months of last year by Death Eaters. Several crimes are now being linked to these once largely respected and admirable Aurors, including an attack on a commune in Soho, the murder of the McKinnon family (which until now, from the word of programmes such as Resistance Radio, has been a crime largely attributed to one Mr. Rodolphus Lestrange), and the bombing of Dalby Quidditch Stadium killing several hundred people. Plus several other crimes they have NEVER been accused of until now, days after their death. CORPSES AREN'T SCAPEGOATS, MINISTER NOTT These sudden accusations make no sense to us here at the Quibbler. Until two days ago those crimes have never been connected with the Longbottoms. So we'd like our readers to think about this themselves. The government is posthumously attributing crimes to these people's good names, the government had these people murdered. These people that have been fighting against the government since January- but not as corrupt terrorist as the government would like to force you to believe. THEY are the "good ones". Make sure you do something about it Back to the topic at hand, the corpses of the murdered Longbottoms are now on display at our beloved Ministry. Make a stand, this is not how a civilised government should be operating. The Longbottoms deserved respect in life and in death, and they will not get it from this abhorrent and deplorable system we call our Ministry. |