Rita Skeeter leads a scandalous love life. (ex_busybody681) wrote in blurred_media, @ 2009-08-08 22:37:00 |
|
|||
LIASIONS IN LONDON Goodness how I’ve missed you! I know, lately, I’ve been just like your boyfriend: I disappear for two weeks and only come back when I want something, but I promise you, I’ve been busy. Doing what? Well, I wouldn’t want to give all my material away, but it’s safe to say that I’ve been having a ball! Now I’ve had my share of flings, relationships, sordid affairs, and what have you, and I’ve regaled you with plenty of stories, but I realised the other day that I really rarely give you advice. Something for you to take home and treasure. Sure, I’ve done it occasionally (remember the sex in exciting places article?) but really things have mostly been about me. Me me me me me me me. Now, I know I’m fabulous, but I think it’s time to start talking about YOU (with little bits of me put in there for some spice). So these next few weeks will be articles focused on you and how to improve YOUR lives (both sexual (okay mainly sexual) and not). Honestly, it’s because nothing all too exciting is going on in my life, but you should be glad; this is going to benefit you. Now first topic on my list: your looks. I was at the pub the other day with some girlfriends, celebrating a recent triumph when I was astounded to see what people are wearing. Working for Witch Weekly has its benefits, and one of them is the free fashion, so I know I’m better dressed than most, but looking around I am saddened to say: girls, you’re dressing poorly on the whole. If you’re sitting around wondering why that cute bloke with the pint isn’t looking at you, look at yourself. Are you showing off your body at all? Is your skirt showing any leg? Do those trousers make your arse look perfectly shaped? Is there any décolletage showing? | page 26 If you haven’t locked down a guy, I’m going to guess the answer is no. My advice? Put your body on display. Your body is the first thing boys are going to notice about you, so show it off. If you’ve got gorgeous breasts, wear a tighter top. If your legs are to die for, buy a skirt that treads the line of indecent. Trust me, boys are not going to complain (unless they are your father or older brother, but sometimes, even the latter is questionable (see the article about sex dreams)). My personal favourite is the conservative girl collection that shows off nothing No. Thing. Seriously. And these girls wonder why they aren’t being courted (or whatever it is they do) or why they are stuck in arranged marriages! Maybe it’s because you don’t show off enough skin to spark any sort of feeling past obligation in your boy of interest. Personality will get you far. But looks and appearance get you further. Trust me. Now stop. I’m not telling you to run around dressing like a common street whore. That’s a bad idea and could very well get you into some trouble, but take a risk. PLEASE. Show a little cleavage, show a little leg, buy pants that actually fit. Put your body on display in a tasteful manner. And tasteful does not mean crazy conservative. It just means don’t look like a prostitute. Do it. Embrace your body. Put it on display. If people don’t start looking at you differently, or say something about your new, sexy, confident look, I’ll be shocked (and you know that never happens). |