Jeremiah 'I swear he is a girl' Smith (smiting) wrote in blurred_media, @ 2009-08-22 21:07:00 |
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SHOCKING PHOTOGRAPHS OF MINISTRY RIOT SUPPRESSION DMLE WEREWOLVES VIOLENTLY MURDER CROWDS OF VILLAGERS Tacitus Ward Earlier today, the Hogsmeade Herald reported that violent riots had broken out in the Devon wizard-Muggle village of Ottery St Catchpole to protest the Ministry of Magic's leaked sterilisation bill proposal and termination of pregnancies due in July that we here at the Quibbler - which I still think is rubbish, save for these articles - released on Thursday as part of a special rush edition. We now bring you a report of the excessive force the Ministry is currently using as this very article is being written - and with shocking photographs from the riot itself as the action continues. [Wizarding photograph of three werewolves in human form grabbing a young woman and her five-year-old son from the street and breaking their necks before eating them; as with all of the other pictures in the article, it loops after playing the event through in its entirety.]Only a few hours ago, the Ministry and DMLE apparently responded to the riots by sending out a contingent of 'rehabilitated' werewolves to Ottery St Catchpole - including the infamous Fenrir Greyback and Tabitha Pryce, both of whom had been caught throwing violent fits over the popular journal system that showed they had not renounced their barbaric ways from before Death Eaters overthrew the legitimate government in a coup. Before the suppression began, Greyback started by addressing his pack and telling them their task was to calm down the rioters as representatives of the Ministry so that the government could figure out what was going on. His instructions were then to talk first, use minimal force if the crowd wouldn't listen, arrest the riot's leaders, and finally to use, quote, 'aggressive means' if and only if attacked themselves. [Long, looping photograph of Fenrir Greyback trying to calm a crowd with minimal force until things get completely out of hand and Greyback becomes extremely aggressive; this is a very graphic picture in which men, women, and children are attacked without discrimination.]However, as this very article is being written and these incriminating photographs are being snapped, scores of people are being silenced by these werewolves - and by silenced, we mean that they are being silenced permanently as even women and children are being indiscriminately murdered in droves as things quickly escalated when the werewolves dispersed into the crowd. Otherwise, we believe these photographs speak for themselves and you can judge what they mean for yourself. [A female werewolf recognisable as Tabitha Pryce punching a woman in the face and elsewhere.] |