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I never truly thought this day would come, yet I witnessed it with my own eyes...I came across a whole family in the store today, and all of them had mullets.

The States continue to leave me speechless, and now I must investigate this Nascar thing since they were adorned in it's labels.

I must admit that I was detained against my will after I was discovered wandering the streets of Daytona, but frankly, I'm still none the wiser about my current situation here.

Does anyone feel like enlightening me?

Can someone tell me what is going on? I was on the track and then here and people are looking at me funny because I am on the back of a horse in the middle of a street. I think they think I stole him, I promise I didn't. I am over that phase of my life

Right then, this is new even for me. Not the being on Earth bit, gotten quite used to that.

Let's see, 21st century. Not bad either. Could have been worse. Could have gotten stuck somewhere like the 70's.

Now that that's settled: What is the meaning of this? And be very, very, careful how you answer because I am very very cross.

I wish someone from home was here, but I don't know which of the guys it would be better to have here with me.

I need a drink. I'm thinking this entire situation calls for more than one.

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WHATIS
WHY ARE MY LETTRS ALL BIG/

THERE ARE SO MANNNY BUTTONS
HOWDOES THIS EVENWORK
CAN ANY1 SEE THIS