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Is this weather even necessary? I'm starting to feel a bit like a steamed crab. Is all of America like this in the summer?

[ backdated to early morning ]

I'm sorry for whatever I did last night.

Oh, let those Walmart hoodlums try to attack me. They would fail. Fortunate that I'm not the man I once was or I would force them to kneel before Z Maybe I should find these people and have a chat with them.

Inquisition, maybe we should include store properties as a possible patrol route as well. I do not wish to allow any more of us visitors to be harmed any further.

So.. somehow in the course of a day, several months passed. Well, I'm sure it wasn't a day for anyone but me, because that's just not how things works. Honestly, it shouldn't work that way even for me but considering it was 1979 for me when I first came here, I should be used to this weirdness.

In my absence, the room I was staying in now belongs to someone else. Would anybody have the room for me to stay and wait this out?

I do not even know what a hurricane is; I get it is bad by the way people are acting, but I do not know what to do to get ready. By the way it sounds some angered the old gods and the new.

I am also worried about my dragons, they are not eating without me there. I wish they would appear.

I find this place to be more pleasant now! Rab showed me how to use this muggle thing and now I can look at all the horror stories I want!

Amy, you need to check under my bed for slithering monsters that will slurp out my brain.

OH! I have new clothes and they aren't dresses and that is amazing.

Does anyone want to play? I want to build a castle. With a dragon. And a sea monster in the moat.

I have misplaced my Mothball dog. Rab, Amy? Have you seen it? It is black, fuzzy, and dog shaped.

I finally mastered using the microwave today. An odd accomplishment but an accomplishment all the same I think.

This... this shouldn't be happening again. All I did was close my eyes and now everything is not where it's supposed to be. I am not supposed to be here.

Doesn't seem to be any week points in the barrier over this town. My apologies, I did my best to find a way out but whoever is in charge this whole thing was quite thorough. Well, at least it's a comfortable city to be in. All that is missing is my son and wife.

[Inquisition[
Greetings. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Major Zod, new owner of this Inquisition. Perhaps we could all meet someplace for a meeting? Go over info on our patrol routes and amend them if needed, any news of note for the group, or at least discuss our skills. Plus it would be a good way for us to all get to know each other.

After many hours of labor and many complications as of February 3rd Stephen Oscar Barlow was born into this world. He looks so much like his father. While I miss Oscar with every passing day, having our son helps ease that pain. I want to thank the nice woman who helped get me to the hospital, and the amazing doctors. Thank you again everyone.

Do you humanoids not know how to pilot your fucking ground ships? fucking idiots.

So this is what America looks like. For some reason I was expecting more mountains. So far I have seen the expected number of fast food restaurants, though.

OH WOW. SOMETHING'S GONE MAJORLY WRONG AGAIN WHY AM I NOT FUCKING SHOCKED.

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKERS DO TO ME?!

So I might actually be an idiot. I've done some stupid things but honestly.

Hello? Is anyone here?

Any Weasleys, Potters, or Malfoys?

I hope all enjoyed the festivities yesterday, and that your holiday was merry. A moon lit jog last night, and a delightful brunch this morning, have set me in a joyful mood. Enough so that I am considering treating any takers to dinner out tonight. I've heard good things about the local restaurants, and shall have all the tables reserved for any and all takers at The Cellar tonight at 6pm.

When can I get out of here?

Well it seems I need more help at the stables so I am hiring. Anyone who knows about horses, who has experience training them or even willing to clean stalls.

This is to let everyone know Caritas is now open for business. We are also hiring bartenders and servers. If you can make a good seabreeze you're immediately hired. Please remember Caritas is a violence free zone.