The 4th is almost upon us and I think it is only fitting that we have a wonderful beach party. Everyone is invited to my thrilling party. There will be booze, naturally, but for the underaged, I supposed there will be something dull like fruit punch. Food will be provided.
Party starts at 5pm. And yes, there will be fireworks because what is the 4th of July without fireworks?
filtered to the instituteYou are all going because I said so.
If you don't I will spell all of your dismal gear so it is covered in glitter.
Look forward to you pretending to enjoy yourselves, my darlings.
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